They say that to understand someone else’s experience you need to walk in their shoes, but we all know that’s literally impossible to do…
If you’re a man, you can’t imagine what it’s like to walk in a woman’s shoes, and vice versa – but what if you could, just for a day, biologically become the opposite gender?
These people are sharing what they would do with those few hours.
1. Not worth it.
Turn myself straight back to being a dude. Girls bodies are terrifying.
Knowing my luck I’d be deep into menstruation that day and not know why I’m angry, horny, sad, happy, have cravings and both love and hate everything dear to me.
Yea finding my gspot would be cool but the trade off is not even close to being worth it.
2. To get philosophical.
I love how to every comment I’ve read so far I.E. “I’d use a dildo”, “I’d pee outside”, “I’d play with my boobs” there’s a response that says, “but you can do that now”.
It’s interesting to see how much stuff we technically can do but we think we can’t unless we’re from the opposite gender.
3. No way to explain it.
Can this wait until I get my kids off to school? If so, my wife and I are gonna have a good time.
If not, I have to hide in the basement. I’m not explaining any of this to them.
4. Can confirm.
Possibly finally understand periods. Then probably regret understanding periods.
5. And again.
Every woman lurking through this post is silently judging all the men’s comments and laughing at you.
6. No bones about it.
I’m honestly being as slutty as possible, and I mean slutty. Being dicked down isn’t a strong enough word for the pounding I’m gonna take by multiple guys.
I’m gay and there’d be a ton of hot straight dudes that are no longer off limits.
7. A practical person.
Rob a bunch of banks. Drive thru bandit style. As many as I can. They’ll be looking for a woman.
I, on the other hand, will not be that the next day. Success.
8. Sugar daddy.
Scam old men.
Enjoy not having cramps, men in my life telling me this is unsafe place or don’t walk at night. Knowing that my patients will listen because I’m a man.
10. They’re really not that fun.
Get out and fight for my rights! … Who am i kidding, sit around and play with my boobs.
11. A good friend.
My buddy needs to get laid smh. I’ll help him out.
12. For some, it’s not a stretch.
Be really happy for a day and then realize this is all gonna go away and then get depressed and start HRT the next day.
13. Regular dude day.
Pee on stuff, masturbate entirely too much, try to get laid and then write down every single thought I have and make a bazillion dollars on my the new age self-help book market.
14. A short list.
Go see what all the lesbian hype is about.
Hang out with my crush and talk myself up. Investing in my future!
Hang out at a bar and see how many drinks I can scoop up for free. lol
15. The grass is always greener.
Be ecstatic. Then be miserable when it wears off and I’m back in a female body.
16. There are too many.
Try to remember all the rules I am supposed to follow to avoid being raped.
17. For science.
Have s^x. As a male who is overall intrigued by the human body, as such for scientific reasons I would have s^x.
I’m genuinely curious what stimulation feels like in comparison.
18. Women everywhere are dying to pee in public.
The world is my toilet and nothing is safe from me peeing on it!
19. That’s random.
Rob a bank. Just survive for 24 hours and I’m good.
If you plan it at the 23rd hour of the gender swap, you only have to survive for a couple of minutes.
20. It doesn’t.
Kick myself in the nuts to see if it hurts more than child birth.
21. A girl pact.
I have a pact with my friend that if this happens to either of us we get our temporary d*%k sucked.
22. Why is this so wholesome?
Windmill my d*%k around ?
23. I hope you find a good date.
See what the female orgasm is all about.
24. The important stuff.
I’m not sure exactly, but I know it will save on toilet paper.
25. No squatting.
Pee in a bush.
Pro tips from someone who struggled a lot with this while hiking and traveling: squatting down with dresses or skirts makes peeing in bushes way easier.
Girls anatomy makes peeing with pants very difficult. (You get good at this if you travel to places where bathrooms are literal holes in the ground!)
If you are out hiking or something and wearing pants, see if you can find a log or stone where she can sit and use the back of the log like a splash guard. Basically, sit back past the back edge of the rock/log. If that’s not possible (when she’s gotta go she’s gotta go) make sure she’s leaning forward as she squats. Figuring that out helped me a lot!
26. That’s always the way.
Be on my fucking period, that’s my luck.
27. Hope they’re not itty bitty.
Smack my boobs around.
28. For science.
I’d be a man soooo I would run and see if it just flops around I’d see if guys around me talk to me differently and just see how the world treats me.
29. He’s going to study up.
Have s^x and take notes so I can do it better next happen.
30. Do it!
Probably confuse all the people in my school.
And get along with my crush more easily.
31. These people have questions.
Do I convert over at a 1:1 attractiveness level?
What is the context here?
I wanna know if we completely change appearance while keeping some similarities or do we just simply gain a vagina and titties while looking the exact same.
32. I’ve got some bad news for you.
Kill my cars battery and see how long it takes for some dude to pull over and help me jump it.
My gf says this is a good way to end up raped or kidnapped but I’ll be a dude in less than 24 hours.
These are some great ideas (and some that are predictable and obvious).
What would you do? Tell us about it in the comments!