Some folks out there say that we’ve just got too many warning labels on things these days, but I think we don’t have enough.
We need to start putting them on people too.
If people came with a warning tag, what would yours be?
byu/Memeclub_ inAskReddit
Here, via the folks of Reddit, are some warning labels you might consider if you fit the following descriptions…
Let’s take a look!
1. Awkward.
extremely awkward, handle with care
– iliketobecalledRain
2. A lost cause.
Condemned: stay away for your health and safety.
– ShyOstrich
3. Anxious.
Warning: Despite liking you & enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety & will likely never contact you to do anything for fear of bothering you.
– cohibatbcs
4. Loud.
“He isn’t yelling at you. He just has a big voice.”
– Drumlin
5. Impulsive.
Poor Impulse Control
– DTNSFN1
6. Old.
For best results, please use before expiration date.
– VictorBlimpmuscle
7. Dumb.
Warning: Extremely stupid, flammable.
– CanadaMoose5
8. Uncertain.
Likes to talk, just doesn’t know how to start a conversation.
– Dreamer2498
9. Canine-inclined.
Likes dogs more than humans
– uddane
10. Distracted.
Caution: this person can’t focus on one topic and in one sentence there will be at least 5 topic changes
– mooqley
11. Uncensored.
Warning: Filter gone
– Shimmybaby84
12. Attentive.
Warning: cannot think of anything to add to a conversation but still enjoys listening.
– grumpy_mama_86b
13. Profane.
Speaks mostly in profanity
– Gonzostewie
14. Touchy.
Will spank you once I get comfortable around you.
– Awkward_dounut
15. No touchy.
“Low self esteem, do not touch”
– girlsplzpmyournudes
16. Bipolar.
Occasionally depressed or hyper .
– throwaway171f
17. Forgetful.
Low storage space. Information may not be saved correctly.
– Xero125
18. Mean.
Beware: Certified *sshole
– Mark_Twayne
19. Quiet.
If muttering is heard please ignore, voice setting is on low.
– Phrutekhake
20. Thirsty.
Warning : Full of lust.
– SnooMaschinne
21. Talkative.
Warning: May talk for hours at a time, nonstop
– Henry-The-Nobody
22. Ugly.
I did come with one…my face says it all.
– fuwhyckin
23. A literal Gremlin.
Avoid direct sunlight and don’t feed after midnight
– GingerNinja793
24. Lame.
Object appears cooler than it actually is
– Mycellanious
25. Introverted.
If you can read this you are too close
But in really big letters
– Redland_Station
26. Poorly endowed.
Warning: choking hazard. Small parts.
– SnooBunnies9328
27. Falling apart.
Some assembly required
– epz
28. Hungry.
Approach with snacks
– humaneclair
29. Poisonous.
Do not eat.
– ruico
30. Endowed.
Contains nuts
– Grrreeen
31. Annoying.
Tolerable only in small doses.
– nomopyt
32. Attached.
Warning: becomes attached to people very easily.
– WirelessTrees
33. Defective.
As is. All sales final.
– danthemandaran
34. Lazy.
Caution: Hard to motivate.
Interests may change randomly, mental stability not guaranteed.
– DrWillz
35. Dr**k.
Do not mix with alcohol.
– goat_on_a_float
36. Narcoleptic.
Short Battery life but charges quickly (I’m narcoleptic lol)
– sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl
37. A bunch of people.
Identity disorder
It may say something like:
“Buy one, get one free”
– Burrito-8
38. Farty.
Warning. May contain gas.
– BeefGravy-on-Chicken
39. Fiery.
Caution: Explosive material. Authorised personnel only
– OverDepreciated
40. Retentive.
I’ll remember everything you’ve said and it’ll be awkward when i bring it up in a few years as if it’s nothing.
– DarthMurdok
41. Awkward.
Warning. Believes it is funny. Is not. May give off jokes at inappropriate times. Do not leave unattended at social gatherings.
– TannedCroissant
42. A lot.
Do not remove from container without good reason. Contents of this package are surprisingly enjoyable but wears out easily with overuse. Liable to expire at any time, no refund available.
Store with cats for best results.
– BlackoutXForever
43. Apologetic.
Warning: I’m sorry for apologizing so much.
– DylThaGamer_
44. Caring.
Caution: gives a sh*t.
– boyvsfood2
45. A niche expert.
Warning: may tell you disturbing facts about animal genitalia.
– Frantastic79
I could probably do with a few of those.
What would your warning label say?
Tell us in the comments.
