Some folks out there say that we’ve just got too many warning labels on things these days, but I think we don’t have enough.

We need to start putting them on people too.

If people came with a warning tag, what would yours be?
byu/Memeclub_ inAskReddit

Here, via the folks of Reddit, are some warning labels you might consider if you fit the following descriptions…

Let’s take a look!

1. Awkward.

extremely awkward, handle with care

– iliketobecalledRain

2. A lost cause.

Condemned: stay away for your health and safety.

– ShyOstrich

3. Anxious.

Warning: Despite liking you & enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety & will likely never contact you to do anything for fear of bothering you.

– cohibatbcs

4. Loud.

“He isn’t yelling at you. He just has a big voice.”

– Drumlin

5. Impulsive.

Poor Impulse Control


6. Old.

For best results, please use before expiration date.

– VictorBlimpmuscle

7. Dumb.

Warning: Extremely stupid, flammable.

– CanadaMoose5

8. Uncertain.

Likes to talk, just doesn’t know how to start a conversation.

– Dreamer2498

9. Canine-inclined.

Likes dogs more than humans

– uddane

10. Distracted.

Caution: this person can’t focus on one topic and in one sentence there will be at least 5 topic changes

– mooqley

11. Uncensored.

Warning: Filter gone

– Shimmybaby84

12. Attentive.

Warning: cannot think of anything to add to a conversation but still enjoys listening.

– grumpy_mama_86b

13. Profane.

Speaks mostly in profanity

– Gonzostewie

14. Touchy.

Will spank you once I get comfortable around you.

– Awkward_dounut

15. No touchy.

“Low self esteem, do not touch”

– girlsplzpmyournudes

16. Bipolar.

Occasionally depressed or hyper .

– throwaway171f

17. Forgetful.

Low storage space. Information may not be saved correctly.

– Xero125

18. Mean.

Beware: Certified *sshole

– Mark_Twayne

19. Quiet.

If muttering is heard please ignore, voice setting is on low.

– Phrutekhake

20. Thirsty.

Warning : Full of lust.

– SnooMaschinne

21. Talkative.

Warning: May talk for hours at a time, nonstop

– Henry-The-Nobody

22. Ugly.

I did come with one…my face says it all.

– fuwhyckin

23. A literal Gremlin.

Avoid direct sunlight and don’t feed after midnight

– GingerNinja793

24. Lame.

Object appears cooler than it actually is

– Mycellanious

25. Introverted.

If you can read this you are too close

But in really big letters

– Redland_Station

26. Poorly endowed.

Warning: choking hazard. Small parts.

– SnooBunnies9328

27. Falling apart.

Some assembly required

– epz

28. Hungry.

Approach with snacks

– humaneclair

29. Poisonous.

Do not eat.

– ruico

30. Endowed.

Contains nuts

– Grrreeen

31. Annoying.

Tolerable only in small doses.

– nomopyt

32. Attached.

Warning: becomes attached to people very easily.

– WirelessTrees

33. Defective.

As is. All sales final.

– danthemandaran

34. Lazy.

Caution: Hard to motivate.

Interests may change randomly, mental stability not guaranteed.

– DrWillz

35. Dr**k.

Do not mix with alcohol.

– goat_on_a_float

36. Narcoleptic.

Short Battery life but charges quickly (I’m narcoleptic lol)

– sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

37. A bunch of people.

Identity disorder

It may say something like:

“Buy one, get one free”

– Burrito-8

38. Farty.

Warning. May contain gas.

– BeefGravy-on-Chicken

39. Fiery.

Caution: Explosive material. Authorised personnel only

– OverDepreciated

40. Retentive.

I’ll remember everything you’ve said and it’ll be awkward when i bring it up in a few years as if it’s nothing.

– DarthMurdok

41. Awkward.

Warning. Believes it is funny. Is not. May give off jokes at inappropriate times. Do not leave unattended at social gatherings.

– TannedCroissant

42. A lot.

Do not remove from container without good reason. Contents of this package are surprisingly enjoyable but wears out easily with overuse. Liable to expire at any time, no refund available.

Store with cats for best results.

– BlackoutXForever

43. Apologetic.

Warning: I’m sorry for apologizing so much.

– DylThaGamer_

44. Caring.

Caution: gives a sh*t.

– boyvsfood2

45. A niche expert.

Warning: may tell you disturbing facts about animal genitalia.

– Frantastic79

I could probably do with a few of those.

What would your warning label say?

Tell us in the comments.