Marriage is a game of give and take. You have to make sacrifices and compromises to keep the other person happy and that’s just the way it is.
And if you do that, everything will be great 100% of the time and you’ll never have a fight or a disagreement.
Right?
Yeah, right…
Well, we tried!
Now it’s time to get REAL.
Enjoy these marriage posts! We think they’ll all give you a big chuckle!
1. Hello? Do you notice anything?
The look says it all. He did it!
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2. Hahahaha. Hey o!
Seriously, guys…get it together.
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3. Just stop talking and watch!
This is enough to cause a divorce, I think.
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4. That’s really all it takes.
She’ll love you for it!
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5. Over and over and over again.
Until death! Fun!
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6. It sure looks like you won…
Nice try, buddy…
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7. I need a celebration!
Maybe a parade? A laser light show?
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8. Get a load of that.
Ladies, do you have a skinny ass man?
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9. Not off to a good start.
Oh, wait, did you say something? I must’ve missed that.
I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"
Such a random way to start a conversation.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) June 15, 2020
10. Hey, not bad!
She nailed it! I think…
I just let my wife cut my hair and honestly the only difference between her and my barber is the amount of times she said whoops.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 11, 2020
11. That’s how you show the young folks.
This is how we do it!
My wife and I go to Home Depot & IKEA with 25 ft tape measures clipped to our belts just to flex on younger couples arguing about stuff fitting in their house.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 8, 2020
12. Oh, right. That’s why we call it that.
Seems like common sense, right?
https://twitter.com/survivingmommy_/status/1272882178427252736
13. Yeah, I don’t remember that…
I take thee…
Where is the part in the marriage vows about pissing you off and making you laugh at the exact same time?
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) June 16, 2020
Hey, that’s the good stuff!
Now we want to hear from all of you out there!
In the comments, please share something annoying/funny/infuriating/ridiculous that your better half has done recently!
We look forward to hearing from you.
