If you can’t laugh at your situation, you’ll end up crying, right?
I’m specifically talking about the challenges of parenting and how raising those little angels can drive you up the wall sometimes. You love them unconditionally, but sometimes you wish a relative would take them off of your hands for a week. Or a month. Or maybe even six months.
Do I speak the truth about that, or what?
I think I’m speaking your language…
Enjoy these funny tweets about being a parent and we think you’ll catch yourself nodding your head in agreement…
1. It really is a double whammy.
But what can you do…?
Kids are both the bringer and stealer of life's joy.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) June 17, 2020
2. What a great kid!
Now go clean their mouth out with soap!
Me (a good, responsible parent): WHAT THE FUDGE!
My 6yo (proving me wrong): Did you mean to say fuck?
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 4, 2017
3. Now that’s a meal!
That is one smart kid.
Me: what do you want for lunch?
3yo: a pickle.
Me: a pickle is not a meal.
3yo: two pickles.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 16, 2020
4. It’s a part of you.
And that’s nothing to be ashamed of.
https://twitter.com/JannaKillHimNik/status/1272655029435015170
5. Signs are not looking good.
But don’t give up on her just yet.
My 4yo was watching TV with her talking baby doll. She moved slightly and the doll said "I'm hungry, mommy!"
So my 4yo gets annoyed and says "Ugh! Again?!"
Then gets up, walks to her play kitchen, grabs a banana and throws it at the baby.
Grandkids might not be in my future.
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) September 30, 2019
6. You have to do it.
There’s no other way around it.
Dad Law: If a baby hands a dad a toy phone, he will stop what he’s doing and take the call.
“Hello… What??? That’s crazy!… Yeah? You need to talk to the boss? Sure thing… Here. It’s for you.”
— The Dad (@thedad) May 21, 2020
7. It works every time.
This is some great parenting advice.
Got my kids to play outside by yelling for someone to bring me toilet paper.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 11, 2020
8. You need that alone time.
Even if you are getting your teeth drilled.
I went to the dentist ALONE for an hour this morning and returned home feeling like a new woman, so that should tell you everything about being a mom
— Jess Carpenter (@JessCarpWrites) June 8, 2020
9. Time to load up on the booze.
It’ll take the edge off…
*At Costco*
Him: Wow, you’re buying a lot of wine. Are we having people over?
Me: No, but we have 4 kids, remember?
Him: Let’s get some vodka, too.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 16, 2020
10. Superheroes need a break, too.
It’s true, look it up!
Why is my son sleeping on the floor like this? LMFAO pic.twitter.com/JYe0tBeQN7
— CHE GUEVARA (@LivKristen) June 16, 2020
11. False advertising.
It’s time to write the CEO of the company!
https://twitter.com/VisionBored1/status/1272973072618991617
12. Sounds like a great day.
Kids have quite the life, huh?
I'm always baffled by how excited my toddler is to get out of bed every morning until I remember he's going to spend the day playing, napping, and being waited on. I'd be excited too.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) January 28, 2019
How about you?
Have your kids been acting out or acting just plain crazy lately?
Tell us all about it in the comments!
We can’t wait to hear from you.
