Are you ready to check it out?
Yes, I’m talking to you, and yes, I’m talking about the funny tweets that you’re going to enjoy momentarily.
Are you excited about this, or what, my friends?
You want this. I want this. Honestly, all of us want this.
So what are you waiting for?
Let’s get ‘er done!
1. I love this guy!
And I think you should take his advice.
my tiny italian landlord strikes again pic.twitter.com/SrhIEtBkMX
— Emily ✨ (@emily_hillstrom) May 6, 2021
2. What the hell happened in there?
Well, this is just terrible.
I think there’s been an accident pic.twitter.com/GOz52OUsCx
— Joe Russell (JoeR@mastodon.design) (@Joebob) May 6, 2021
3. How many times are you gonna do this…?
Yeah, we’ve heard that before…wrap it up!
My toxic trait is saying “long story short” and still telling the long version of the story
— cryptic and machiavellian (@ghorejsi) July 20, 2021
4. Gee, thanks for the heads-up…
A little notice would be nice!
cdc couldn’t have give us a countdown? I look like shit
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) May 14, 2021
5. I think some of this might be your fault…
I’m just putting that out there.
[guy who eats like shit, has a pot of coffee every morning and 3 hazy IPAs every night]: "Wow, being in your mid 30s is rough."
— Ian 🌹 (@mr_ian) May 13, 2021
6. Ouch…that one really hurts.
I guess you need to get a little more FUN, huh?
one time i went on a date with someone i follow on here and a few days later she tweeted “have you ever met someone who’s funny but not fun?”
— dylan (@spiritnght2) May 13, 2021
7. Can I please just hitch a ride?
Is that too much to ask?
wait Noooooooo why are plane tickets so expensive . Youre going that way anyway just give me a ride
— steph McCann (@steph_mcca) May 12, 2021
12. You gotta do it before the song ends!
This is always a hectic situation.
I have never opened Shazam not in a rushed panic
— Dylan Adler (@DylanAdler6) May 8, 2021
9. This is hilarious.
Also, thank God for black and white.
https://twitter.com/acestevensfilm/status/1392801954523279363
10. Wow, good for you!
So, what’s next for this awesome project!
not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline pic.twitter.com/kiFVgdMIGL
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 13, 2021
11. Maybe you should just stay home tonight…
He’s really overdoing it, huh?
Alfred every time Bruce Wayne leaves the manor dressed in a costume: https://t.co/NlXpCqvv5L
— Clem (@TheClemReport) May 9, 2021
Okay, you know the drill…
Now we want to hear from you, friends!
In the comments, please share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately that you think we’ll like.
We also like funny memes, jokes, photos, etc.
Thanks a lot, fam! You’re our favorite readers. 😉
