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I don’t drink a whole lot, so when people ask me if I could give up alcohol for the rest of my life, I always say, “yeah, why not?”

But when they ask the same question about tacos? Or pizza? Or Chinese food?

Well, let’s just say that I am committed to those things for EVER AND EVER.

FOR LIFE.

And if you love food as much as I do, these tweets will really satisfy your appetite.

Go ahead and dig in!

1. Maybe something will appear…

Keep waiting for it…

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2. You could say that.

Kind of…

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3. Where the hell is that guy?

There goes his tip…

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4. What part of Italy are you from?

You’re obviously from the old country.

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5. Now this is classy.

I’m gonna start doing this, too.

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6. I’ll be waiting…

I’m still waiting…

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7. You don’t want to waste two knives, do you?

I didn’t think so…

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8. Are you an executive chef now?

It sure looks like it.

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9. This is a tip I can get behind.

Straight into the trash!

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10. Now you know.

I had no idea!

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11. The only thing to relieve the stress.

You had to do it.

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12. You’re making progress!

Baby steps…

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What’s your favorite food meme?

Share it with us in the comments.

We’d love to see what you got!