I want to say right away that we do not condone any of the activities that you’re going to read about here in just a second.

Okay, now that we have that out of the way, enjoy these scandalous and shady life hacks that people admitted to on Twitter.

But don’t go getting any ideas, okay…?

1. I can get behind this.

Parking is a different story…

I had 2 cars at one point. No where to park the second one in DTLA. Parked that bitch in Pershing square left it for two month. When I went to get it out I said I lost my ticket and only paid the day rate

— Hannah (@Its_hannah_kayy) September 1, 2020

2. I’ll take that.

Thank you very much!

I just ordered chick fil a on DoorDash last week and said the food was missing and ordered another whole meal with the credits they gave me

— SexQueens ♦️$10 promo♦️ (@SexQueens33) September 1, 2020

3. This is hilarious.

Nice work!

Ordered UberEats, opened my driver app, waited outside the restaurant, received my own order & got paid to deliver it to myself.

— #LandBack (@iiHeartPolitics) August 31, 2020

4. I love Long John Silver’s.

All summer long!

Me and my guys got these Long John Silver coupons for a free meal and I photoshopped the expiration date and printed out more. We ate free the entire summer. #LoveMyBros

— i aM hUmAn??PhObiC??? (@JayGrayer) August 31, 2020

5. Pro move.

Livin’ that buffet life.

Show up to eat breakfast at a hotel even tho I wasn’t staying at the hotel

— Hidan (@lidz7490) August 31, 2020

6. A little over the top.

But do what you gotta do.

I put random birthdays on food apps/programs so I can get free meals year around … I also take my gym bag with me to buffets after I leave the gym & have Tupperware in the bag & Fill them with food to take out freely pic.twitter.com/amWA57BkBv

— FACTUAL OPINIONS OF DRED (@FACTUALOPINION0) August 31, 2020

7. Kind of impressive.

But still scandalous.

https://twitter.com/RubbaBand_Grant/status/1300489899838144512

8. Time for a refund.

Got the job done.

I bought tools at Wal-Mart to change the battery out of my car, changed the battery, then returned the tools.

— Tyrone Dudley, BCaBA (@TheOnlyTyronly) August 31, 2020

9. This is theft.

Just letting you know.

a safe place? ? ok so when we at Walmart we peel the price stickers from the clearance section and place them over the barcodes of higher priced stuff ? my bf finessed a $100 fishing pole for $2 one time

— ahleesha (@ahleeshaRanae) August 31, 2020

10. Wow…just wow.

Good thing you didn’t get caught.

Me & my mom bought a tv put our old broken tv in the box sealed it with duck tape and returned it with the new receipt

— .:*☆patience the g string queen☆*:. (@ziggystarcrustt) September 1, 2020

11. Let’s eat.

You weren’t going hungry.

I worked @ hamburger shack called Short Stop & we were giving out the punch cards 4 anytime you buy over 10$ worth of food u would get a punch, so I use to punch like 10 cards and give them to my bf so when I got off he would go to the other short stops in the area & get us food. pic.twitter.com/kprgQw6mkw

— I think I’m in love w/ you!? (@bryanxtomas) September 1, 2020

Do you have any life hacks we should know about?

Let us know in the comments.

Thanks a lot!