Hey there, friends!
Listen, I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life, but I’ve seen you around and you seem a little bit down in the dumps lately…like you could really use some kind of major jumpstart…
So what do you say we turn that around right now with some hilarious meme-age?!?!
Does that sound agreeable to you?
I thought we’d be on the same page? Let’s get it started right now, friend!
1. He’s long gone.
Say a prayer for him…
The saddest thing about the Old MacDonald song is when you realize it’s all in past tense because he’s dead
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, Astrologist, IQ 188 (@BuckyIsotope) September 15, 2020
2. No point in asking that question anymore.
We’re all living in Groundhog Day.
https://twitter.com/abu29ine/status/1339606364033847296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1339606364033847296%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.esquiresg.com%2F20-hilarious-tweets-this-year-and-the-funniest-accounts-to-follow-on-twitter-so-far%2F
3. Don’t ever look at WebMD.
It’ll be the death of you!
Me: i have a headache
WebMD: and it’ll be your last
— PF2💕 (@YRN_Jay15) December 16, 2020
4. Yeah, this is accurate.
Does this look familiar to you?
working at the office. working at home. pic.twitter.com/UEumxkOHVv
— false prophet (@jagoff42069) December 15, 2020
5. I’m sure the waiter appreciated this diatribe.
Also, you should NEVER accept Pepsi.
https://twitter.com/LostCatDog/status/1098771299319664640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1098771299319664640%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.esquiresg.com%2F20-hilarious-tweets-this-year-and-the-funniest-accounts-to-follow-on-twitter-so-far%2F
6. This doctor seems like a lot of fun!
Keeping it light!
doctor: you're completely blind
me: what are you saying
doctor: april fools lol you're actually deaf
me: what
doctor: oh right
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) April 1, 2019
7. They work really hard.
Do you think you could handle this job?
Feel bad for the person who has to type all those words so fast every time I turn on subtitles
— Sonny Side Up (@Sonny5ideUp) May 15, 2019
8. Now I’m getting scared…
Are you trying to make me paranoid? It’s working!
landlords imply the existence of sealords, and most terrifying of all – airlords
— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) December 2, 2019
9. What are YOU doing here?
Do you mind? We’re trying to have a moment.
I interrupted their moment 🙁 pic.twitter.com/5faJMX9w1K
— mob🦇 (@meabhxob) January 13, 2021
10. Remember the good old days?
Oh, wait, what?
Getting older. I used to be able to run a 4-minute mile, bench press 380 pounds, and tell the truth.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) October 25, 2020
11. Hahahaha. Good one!
Admittedly, I’ve never seen Part 3…
I call my nipples The Godfather because no one is interested in seeing the third one
— Boog (@bewgtweets) March 25, 2020
12. You guys did this!
Just go ahead and blame them for everything.
a baby’s skull is malleable and i absolutely hate my parents for not squeezing me a better jawline
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) August 17, 2020
13. I’m with you on this.
Enough with the dancing!
No one wants to see you do that Tik-Tok dance.
— Trixie Mattel™ (@trixiemattel) August 27, 2020
Now we have a mission for you…
In the comments, please share the funniest tweet or meme that you’ve seen online lately.
We can’t wait to see what you come up with! Thanks!