Do parents have the toughest jobs in the world?
I think it’s definitely gotta be up there!
But along with all that hard work comes a lot of hilarious observations about how these little devils operate.
Check out these funny tweets from moms that we think you’ll love!
1. This kid is going places.
Raising them right!
Nobody:
My 6-year-old: Planets fart like humans.
— Kiss my Fat Ash? (@Tobi_Is_Fab) October 26, 2021
2. She learned from you.
Great work!
My daughter has been trying to decide what she wants off the menu for 20 minutes and it’s driving my husband crazy. Our little girl is all grown up and ready for marriage.
— Jawbreaker ❤️ (@sixfootcandy) October 22, 2021
3. That’s all it took.
You’ll save a lot of money this way.
Toddler, hitting me with toy hammer: Mom, I’m fixing you!
Me: *fires therapist*
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 22, 2021
4. Oh, boy…
Where did you learn that word?
*Kidzbop song plays*
my 4yo: they were ???????? to say “fuck”
— Lil Bit ? (@LizerReal) October 6, 2021
5. Definitely your kid.
It’s rubbing off!
My toddler came stumbling out of her nursery Halloween party today, cat ears askew, mumbling something about dancing forever and I’ve never seen so much of myself in her until that moment
— Lottie-pop ? (@Lottie_Poppie) October 25, 2021
6. That’s a little creepy.
Deeeeeeep thoughts.
Absolutely no one:
My kid: isn’t it weird how no one ever really knows when they’re in the middle of their life
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) October 7, 2021
7. This is getting ugly.
We got a bleeder!
have kids, so that when you cut yourself and are bleeding and desperately need a bandage you can find an empty box because your child needed all of them when her foot was itchy
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September 27, 2021
8. That hurts.
She knew what she was saying…
My 7 yr old told me she can’t draw me because I’m “not symmetrical,” in case you’re wondering what parenting does for your self-esteem.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) September 28, 2021
9. You don’t want to know.
Just leave it alone…
4 told me at bedtime all his body parts were tired, especially his penis and his hair and I’m not sure exactly what he’s been doing with his penis and his hair but I don’t think I want to know
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) October 21, 2021
10. Sorry about that…
It’s a day to day thing.
One day you’re the “best mom ever” and the next day your kid is giving you the side eye because you ate the last Oreo.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) October 22, 2021
11. Please make this happen.
It would be better for everyone.
Schools need to make a spirit day that is easy for parents, like My Mom Forgot it was School Spirit Day Day.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 26, 2021
Okay, moms, how are you holding up out there?
Give us a life update in the comments.
We can’t wait to hear from you!
