Trader Joe’s has a cult-like following…and I’m one of those cult members, I mean…fans of the store. What is it about Trader Joe’s that makes it so popular? The “Two Buck Chuck” wine? The delicious trail mix bags? The all-knowing cashiers who look deep into your soul?
Whatever the secret formula is, Trader Joe’s has it down pat.
Let’s take a look at some tweets celebrating the one-of-a-kind business.
1. They are the most well-adjusted people on Earth.
I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 1, 2019
2. That’s a good thing!
Trader Joes will $2.99 yo ass to death.
— Hated Dad. (@N9_L5) August 12, 2018
3. A range of emotions.
me when i go to trader joe’s pic.twitter.com/bLBicdrU05
— ryan (@oatmeaIboy) June 18, 2019
4. Joe handcrafted everything himself.
https://twitter.com/kendraaaleighh/status/1162192968066859008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Flaurengarafano%2Ftrader-joes-tweets
5. Might be a little over the line, but I see where you’re coming from.
just ran into trader joes and screamed “FUCK WHOLE FOODS” and everyone started chearing and doing backflips
— codyko (@codyko) November 2, 2016
6. The best vibe around.
sometimes to blow off steam i just fuckin walk around trader joes. love the vibe in there
— codyko (@codyko) September 11, 2016
7. You’ll find it at Trader Joe’s!
https://twitter.com/kendraaaleighh/status/1133198462109929472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Flaurengarafano%2Ftrader-joes-tweets
8. Are you falling in love?
I used to want a boyfriend but now I just go to trader joe’s once a week and make conversation with a cashier it’s the same level of intimacy
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) May 30, 2019
9. EVERYTHING they sell is healthy, right?
how did trader joe’s build such a solid brand to the point where they can sell me a microwaveable burrito and I still think it’s healthy ?? we have to hand it to trader joe on this
— AUBREY (@aubrey031018) November 27, 2018
10. I nearly shed a tear.
https://twitter.com/preslatte/status/1098771538247991296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Flaurengarafano%2Ftrader-joes-tweets
11. I hear you loud and clear.
I’m “get unreasonably attached to something they sell at Trader Joe’s and freak out when it seems like they no longer sell it” years old
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 21, 2019
12. The answer? NONE OF THEM.
name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier
— rachel yara (@bugposting) February 19, 2019
13. That is on point.
The aisles at Trader Joe's are designed so that you have to get in the way of the same agitated single mother three times.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 19, 2018
14. Wouldn’t it be nice?
Why can't our government be run with the same friendly efficiency as a Trader Joe's?
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 16, 2016
15. Red alert! Red alert!
Just gasped from excitement while reading about new items in the Trader Joe's Fearless Flyer newsletter. Someone come check me for a pulse.
— mamrie hart (@mametown) September 28, 2016
I don’t know about you, but after perusing those tweets I need to get my Trader Joe’s fix. NOW.
Are you a member of the tribe? Let us know how you feel in the comments!
