Despite the adorable and loyal nature of dogs, they just cannot touch the hold that cats have over the internet. As human beings, there’s just something about the aloofness and the killer instinct of cats that appeals to us.
If you’ve got a cat or cats, you know that killer instinct needs to be nurtured – er, stimulated – and channeled so that you don’t end up with your face eaten off in your sleep.
So, without further ado, here is an excellent thread on how to accomplish just that.
First, you want to make sure you engage their minds with plenty of open-ended (but obvious) questions throughout the day).

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I mean look at that cat’s face. He completely understands everything that’s being said.

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He even knows how to whip up a cappuccino, apparently.

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Nicknames are also a great way to keep kitty on his toes.

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This person has totally gotten the hang of it.

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Made-up song lyrics are an excellent use of everyone’s time.

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Beware if you’re actually planning to get his belly or toes. You might need a glove.

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I’m sure someone enjoyed it, at any rate.

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Compliments are always popular.

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What’s your go-to way to keep your cat’s mind on high alert?
I know cat owners everywhere are ready and waiting for more tips down in the comments!