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Some things about marriage are just universal: arguing over how the dishwasher was arranged, arguing about whose turn it is to take the dog outside, arguing about the wallpaper, etc.
Are you noticing a theme here?
Yes, we’re talking about arguing. And bickering. Because you know it’s all true.
But there’s some really great stuff about marriage, too, right?
Right…?
I’ll let you ponder that question while you read these hilarious tweets about marriage. Enjoy!
1. That thing is now in a landfill.
It was good while it lasted…
Marriage. Because you didn’t know that you wanted to get rid of your favorite recliner
— Bart (@bartandsoul) August 23, 2020
2. Remember five years ago…
NEVER LET HIM FORGET.
With everything canceled, it’s a great time to bond with your husband, talk to him, laugh with him, remind him of that thing he said 5 years ago.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 24, 2020
3. What’s the point of all this?
Mass chaos isn’t going to work in this household.
Are you happily married or did your husband just take out 12 dishes to heat up a can of soup?
— VodkaAndStringCheese (@VodkaAndCheeze) August 20, 2020
4. You always have to keep reminding them.
Hey, that’s your JOB.
To err is human. To never let you forget that is spouse.
— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) August 26, 2020
5. I’m not sure what you’re talking about, honey.
That was a close call.
marriage is lying to your wife about how old you thought a cougar was
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) August 26, 2020
6. Who knew that this would be rude?
I really had no idea.
https://twitter.com/PoodleSnarf/status/1298599268450570240
7. What’s the WiFi password?
I’ve told you a million times!
79% of marriage is all about texting each other the shared passwords
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 24, 2020
8. This is really not easy.
But somebody’s gotta do it.
No one tells you this before you get married but it’s really hard work bossing someone around all the time
— JPo (@Peauxtassium) August 23, 2020
9. That is what true love is all about.
Life can be beautiful!
if you’re lucky enough to find somebody who hates all the same things that you do, marry that person
— Indy (@IndecisiveJones) August 26, 2020
10. No, you stop yelling!
And around and around you go.
Marriage is just screaming louder than your spouse to tell them to stop yelling
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 8, 2020
11. Just keep asking “why” all the time.
It’s enough to drive them crazy!
DATING: what are you up to?
MARRIAGE: why are you doing that?
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 19, 2020
12. You won this round.
Nice work!
Every Sunday my husband glares at me because I don’t change out of pjs but at the end of the week I have less laundry so I win
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) August 9, 2020
Okay, now we want to hear from all of you out there.
In the comments, give us a life update and tell us how everything is going.
Are you and your spouse getting along or are you both climbing the walls?
We’re here to listen to you!
