When you decide the tie the knot with that special someone, the rest of your life will be like a fairytale. Like a dream come true. With no problems whatsoever…right?

Let’s get serious, people!

All of the above was total BS and if you didn’t pick up on that…well, maybe you just haven’t taken the plunge into marriage yet.

Because even though you are (hopefully) marrying the person of your dreams, they’re gonna get on your nerves. And they’re gonna drive you crazy. And you might even lose your sh*t from time to time when they sneeze too much (see Item #1 below).

But you gotta laugh about all of it or else you’re in for a long, tough road.

So let’s enjoy these tweets about marriage together!

1. Enough with the sneezes!

He’s really pushing it…

2. What am I looking at here?

Romance is definitely NOT dead.

3. Not a fan of your fashion choices.

And she’s not shy about it!

4. That wasn’t very nice.

But it was honest…

5. Keeping the flame burning!

What a guy!

6. Don’t even think about it, buddy.

Keep driving if you know what’s good for you.

7. Oh good, he’s still alive.

True love. This is it.

8. No, not like that!

She just went way over the line.

9. Whoops. My fault…

Sorry about that.

10. It’s time to end this thing.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

11. This is the only way it works.

There’s no escape from it…

12. Just keep repeating yourself.

Over and over and over and over…

13. Are you even listening to me?

Yeah, sounds great…

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us something funny or infuriating that your spouse has done lately.

Please and thank you!