In any long term commitment, you have to put in a little work to keep the magic alive. Sometimes, this means really listening to one another and communicating about your feelings.
Other times, it means publicly roasting your partner in crime on any and every platform available to you. Because, you know, they can take it. And they better have a good sense of humor, otherwise… what’s the point?!
Here are 10 times when couples hilariously trolled each other on social media.
1. What’s changed?
It sounds like his life is falling apart pretty much on the regular.
Wife: *asks me for a minor favor*
Me: Not right now. My life is falling apart.
Wife: How is that different than any other day?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 9, 2020
2. Hopefully he tips.
Truly: this is super rude, bro! Let her in!
Me: *yelling through the front door* THANKS FOR THE DELIVERY. JUST LEAVE THE GROCERIES ON THE DOORSTEP.
Wife: let me in the fucking house.
— dADDisms (@Beagz) March 28, 2020
3. What a lucky guy!
He’ll think of her over, and over, and over all day long!
Matt was too sleepy to set his alarm for tomorrow so said I could pick a time for him. I may or may not have set 10 alarms… #wifepranks
— Crimson Renney (@crimsonjoy) October 26, 2011
4. You’re always replaceable.
Don’t forget, husbands.
Wife: *points to a high shelf* Can you reach that for me?
Me: You need me in your life after all.
Wife: I could replace you with a step ladder.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 8, 2017
5. What is wrong with him?
There is clearly an order to this process!
6. She would know.
Surely she’d be aware if he actually had friends, right?
7. What else could he mean?
Maybe he just needs her to rattle off a few more of her best qualities.
Husband: UGH that kid is JUST LIKE YOU.
M: Light of your life?
H: [leaves room]
Me: [shouts] SUPER COOL?
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) October 24, 2015
8. How did that go for you?
I’m guessing… not that well.
My wife told me that to revive the spark in our marriage I should start treating her like I did when we first started dating so last night I took her to a movie and dropped her off at her parents house
— Super Mark (@supermarkusa) February 19, 2020
9. Maybe the remote is broken.
She’ll probably find some new batteries.
Wife: Are you just going to walk around all day without a shirt on?
Me: Just giving you a show.
Wife: Can I change the channel?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 18, 2020
10. Haha, now that’s true love!
My new Christmas pillow has jingle bells. I feel so festive throwing it at my husband’s head.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) December 11, 2019
These couples are definitely inspirational! If for no other reason then they have a lot of lols in their love life.
Which roast is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!