Love is in the air!

Or something like that…

Or maybe it’s just married folks bickering with each other…

Or maybe it’s a little bit of both!

Check out these tweets to see if any of these folks remind you of what’s going on in your married life.

1. Don’t do it!

It’ll cause problems.

as someone who took her husband’s last name, I don’t recommend it. not for feminist reasons, but because sometimes I forget how to spell it

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 14, 2022

2. You’re too late…

And now you’re screwed.

Hey quick when is Valentine’s Day? My wife’s been mad at me for a few days so I wanna do something really big for it

— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) February 17, 2022

3. That’s a new one.

My mind is blown.

Guys, I need your help.
In the middle of an argument with my wife, she said I’m right.

What the hell do I do next?

— Lonesome Jack ?? (@haysjr_9) January 13, 2022

4. Not gonna lie.

This is what marriage should be about.

My husband just accused me of marrying him for free tech support. I’m not gonna lie, it was in my the top 3 reasons

— Jawbreaker ?? (@sixfootcandy) January 18, 2022

5. Do your magic.

You’re doing it the right way!

When my wife gets upset at me I steal her phone and say things like“fashion hearing aid” “old people clothes” and “save the ostrich”. Then, I let the targeted ads do their magic

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 10, 2021

6. Uh oh…

What happened now?

When your husband walks into the house muttering “I love my kids, I love my kids, I love my kids…”, it’s best not to ask what happened

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) February 17, 2022

7. Does this look okay?

What grade do I get?

My husband and I are still married because after he loads the dishwasher he calls me over to “optimize” it

— Science Mom ? (@EmSlyce) January 18, 2022

8. That’s hot.

Keeping it fresh!

DATING TEXT: send a pic of what you’re wearing right now

MARRIAGE TEXT: send a pic of the exact kind of bone broth i’m supposed to pick up

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 29, 2020

9. That’s beautiful!

The spark is still there.

After 17 years together my husband still likes to leave me little gifts around the house. Like this morning when he forgot to flush after using the toilet.

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) January 23, 2022

10. On the other hand…

That’s not nice.

On the one hand my husband is teaching the kids to spell, on the other hand pic.twitter.com/MQxjzIjirf

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 15, 2021

11. Don’t pick up!

This is true love.

today I discovered my husband still has me in his phone as “Elyssa Brooklyn” which is SO FUNNY because he’s still in my phone as “don’t pick up”

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 30, 2022

12. Do what you have to do.

Or else…

I didn’t answer my phone when my wife called a bunch of times in a row and now I have to break it before I get home.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 21, 2022

How’s your marriage going?

Give us an update in the comments.

Thanks a lot!