If you’re married, you know what’s up…and we’re about to break it down.

You love that person, you’d do just about anything for them, but…sometimes they drive you absolutely crazy.

But, hey, that’s life, right?

You know it!

So, in the spirit of being married, here are some funny tweets that we think you’ll like.

1. You shouldn’t have said that out loud.

Some things are better left unsaid.

2. Yeah, that was his mistake.

He should have known better!


3. Do you think that thing is gonna start collecting dust right away?

It’s very possible…

4. Doesn’t sound like a very good idea.

Tread very carefully, my friend…

5. That might not be a good sign.

Who are you, again?

6. He put these in the wrong place again!

You’re still messing up from beyond the grave.

7. This is what I call REVENGE.

He’ll never mess with you again.

8. Ouch…that one kind of hurts, huh?

Sounds like you two could use a little couples counseling.

10. You know her so well.

This is what true love looks like!

11. I don’t think you have a choice…

Just get dressed and go along for the ride.

12. This could go a few different ways.

It’s like a game of “Choose Your Own Adventure”!

13. Where the hell is that thing?!?!

Wow, it’s getting really HOT in here.

Be honest with us…how’s your marriage going?

Give us the straight dope in the comments.

We want to hear the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Don’t hold back now, friends!

Thanks a million!