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What is it about guys in marriages that they can’t seem to do the right thing and keep their wives happy?

They constantly have to act like knuckleheads and push the limits, even when they know there will be hell to pay.

I can’t explain it, can you?

I guess it must just be embedded into the male DNA or something…but what do I know, it’s not like I’m Alfred Einstein or something…

While we all try to figure out this conundrum, enjoy these hilarious tweets from husbands who have definitely done their fair share of living on the edge.

1. Never do this. EVER.

You’ll never be forgiven.

2. Famous last words…

This is a good move.

3. The plate with the dinosaurs?

Having a few eating challenges lately.

4. This causes a lot of issues.

Just a heads-up if you’re thinking about getting married.

5. You blew it. Again.

You’ll always be wrong. ALWAYS.

6. That is remarkable.

How is this possible?

7. That was quick.

No gray area about this one.

https://twitter.com/RodLacroix/status/1277941569212100609

8. It’s a really fun game!

See who can hold out the longest.

9. Thank you, darling.

You don’t know how happy this made me.

10. I can’t think right now…

But hopefully soon…

11. Right…me, too…

Don’t say that out loud in front of your wife.

12. What are you talking about?

She’s really not gonna like this.

Now it’s your turn to sound off!

In the comments, tell us about the things your spouse has done lately that have really made you shake your head…either in anger or in laughter.

We can’t wait to hear from you!