We only do quality around here.
Quality fashion, quality food, quality drinks, quality music…
And especially quality TWEETS.
It’s what keeps us going! Listen, we’re a group of classy folks over here and we like to do things the right way.
You already knew that, right?
And we think this set is one of the best we’ve ever come up with. You have our word on that, dear readers…
Are you ready for a quality overload?
Let’s get it on!
1. Yeah, what’s the point, right?
Just sleep in til noon or something.
if *I* were a baby with no appointments or responsibilities, I would simply not wake up at 5.45am
— danielle thom (@Danielle_J_Thom) June 25, 2021
2. I guess you have better things to do, huh?
But what about that poor tree?
Y’all … an oak tree fell on my house like an hour ago and I just been sitting in my room ignoring it this whole time lmao
— Sovereign? (@Sovereign_Veil) June 19, 2021
3. You summed up this statue perfectly.
"She says she doesn't want to fuckin' talk to you." pic.twitter.com/lJntbLh5Np
— Robert Manchild ?️⚧️ (@RobertManchild) October 4, 2014
4. Seriously, it used to be so different.
Remember when it was a total DIY thing?
I hate how commercialized Amazon Prime Day has become
— Gorgon, Eater of Souls (@markydoodoo) June 21, 2021
5. Thank you, thank you very much.
Just go with it, I guess…
Him: I like your vest.
Me [not wearing a vest, but I have 2 dogs and haven’t vacuumed in a while]: Thanks.
— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) December 27, 2018
6. Don’t tell me that!
You’re ruining it for me!
My buddy who works at Hollywood told me actors are just pretending
— Mr Business (@mybigcrack) June 21, 2021
7. Are you sure that cat is still alive?
She’s not looking too good…
i left my humidifier on all day and now my cat looks raggedy asf pic.twitter.com/SPysVRDrhj
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) June 21, 2021
8. This person is about as smart as they come.
You’d do the same thing! Don’t try to lie to us!
I don't see the problem…. pic.twitter.com/HnU56RekXG
— Ike Magnifico (@IkeMagnifico) June 24, 2021
9. You win either way.
Hey, this is pretty good advice!
I love being a pessimist because when bad shit happens I get to be right, and when good shit happens hey that's good shit I'll take it
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) June 7, 2017
10. Keep telling yourself that…
Look how excited she is!
girl she don’t know what the hell going on https://t.co/h5cnt0uLCZ
— tennessee moltisanti (@Drakepls) August 4, 2021
11. I relate to that entire song.
Science book, history, French, etc.
The best, most relatable song lyric is Sam Cooke singing "don't know much about science book"
— Dan (@dankgdl) October 24, 2017
12. Does this look familiar?
I bet it does…
when I’m having an emotional crisis but still trying not to be a burden pic.twitter.com/NqinKQUFgI
— glass bones and paper skin (@erica_rosie) September 5, 2019
What are some of your favorite memes?
Or tweets, jokes, or photos?
Please share them with us in the comments.
We can’t wait to see what you come up with!