Hello, friends…
You definitely look like you could use a laugh.
Am I right, or what?
Hey, you’re not alone! We could all use a little sunshine in our lives right about now.
And we think these funny tweets are a good start. Let’s take a look!
1. I’m just here because I enjoy this.
Oh, you’re actually here to do business?
two different women have tried to cut the line at the postal place by saying they were “just dropping off packages” like the rest of us were there for the love of the line
— Becca O'Neal 🍒 (@becca_oneal) July 28, 2020
2. I still didn’t know this until just now.
Thank you for the information!
How old were you when you learned your parents were lying and that it‘s actually not illegal to turn on a light in the car when you’re driving?
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) July 28, 2020
3. This year didn’t go as planned.
Hey, there’s always next year…
I was hoping to get knocked up by someone with a good job this year. Instead, I’ve rewatched five seasons of Designing Women.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) July 29, 2020
4. Let’s change this whole thing up!
I bet you can find someone to fund this idea.
business idea: books w/ the pages numbered backwards so it counts down how many pages you have left (exciting!)
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) July 29, 2020
5. That oughta do it.
Just a little snack.
I’m not really hungry so I’m just gonna have an apple and enough pasta to fuel a track team
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) July 27, 2020
6. You’ll be checking it every 30 seconds.
But remember to take it out so it doesn’t explode.
putting a beer in the freezer when you have ADD is dicey
— Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️ (@AngryBlackLady) July 30, 2020
7. I agree with you on this one.
Why couldn’t he have been a little bit more chill?
After 4 months of social distancing I feel like Jack in The Shining could have kept it together a little better. He had THREE people to talk to and a HUGE HOUSE with LOTS OF GHOST FRIENDS.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) July 30, 2020
8. Yeah, what about us?!?!
Throw us a bone, will ya?
At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda
— sarah slothanova (@slothanova) July 30, 2020
9. I have a feeling that they probably did…
That’s just my hunch.
My fifth grade boyfriend got married yesterday and yes my sixth grade boyfriend was there. I just HOPE they didn’t make the night about ME
— Katie Kershaw (@katie_newshoes) July 26, 2020
10. Duh! Who doesn’t know this?
Jeez, some people…
you can use chicken strips as money that is why they are called tender
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) July 25, 2020
11. You don’t need another one.
Just trust us on this one.
https://twitter.com/janellejcomedy/status/1288285353799974912
12. You’re at that phase, too?!?!
Hey, join the club!
at the beginning of pandemic: I am going to get abs and learn to do the splits
currently in pandemic: I should start smoking cigarettes
— sarah (@sablaah) July 26, 2020
13. Those were the good old days.
Just constantly looking at your phone? I miss it!
I miss being at a bar with friends and wishing I was at home.
— Ego Nwodim (@eggy_boom) July 26, 2020
Okay, ladies and gents, now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, please share some funny stuff you’ve seen that has made you laugh on social media lately.
We’re excited to see what you come up with!