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It’s time for some real talk: I know you’re ready to laugh, but I want you to be honest with me right now…
Are you ready to laugh BIG TIME?
I hope so! Because if not, what are we even doing here?!?!
So now that we have that out of the way, it’s time to let these hysterical tweets sink in.
Bring on the laughter!
1. Don’t bring it up with them.
It’s definitely a sore spot…
in dinosaur culture it's actually really insensitive to wish upon a falling star
— floptimus prime ribᵀᴹ (@FireBeets) November 9, 2021
2. Well, now we’re all depressed.
Are you satisfied now?!?!
https://twitter.com/SLAURENTSGIRL/status/1458143539452317703?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1458143539452317703%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F23-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755260%2F
3. You know she’s next on his list.
Who will it be after that…?
Betty White is trending again and PLEASE STOP THIS, every time her name pops up I get so worried that she's dating Pete Davidson.
— Godzilla vs. President Warren G. Harding (@PopeAwesomeXIII) November 9, 2021
4. They never disappoint, do they?
You gotta be careful with those things, though…
Obviously Q-tips are bad for you. They feel too fucking good.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) November 9, 2021
5. Now I’m really self-conscious about my local Taco Bell.
What could they be calling me in there?
if you’re a regular at a restaurant just know the staff has an insane secret nickname for you
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) November 8, 2021
6. You were way out of your league.
Who made you do this?
I don’t know what made me believe that I could win this contest😂 pic.twitter.com/Ra47hB0QWQ
— The Villain 😈 (@Itu_MIM) April 2, 2020
7. This pretty much sums up life.
You are right again!
There is no longer AM and PM. There is just "coffee time" and "wine time."
— Sarah McCammon📻 (@sarahmccammon) April 1, 2020
8. Enter into this establishment at your own risk.
You’ve been warned!
Chuck E Cheese on Gunhill goes rogue and has zero fucks left to give pic.twitter.com/TWSJ37tX5F
— Sell By 1/31/24 (@RadioFreeBronx) March 30, 2020
9. You can now consider yourself a professional procrastinator.
Hey, there are worse things to be in the world.
"nah, i'll do it tomorrow" is my everyday mood.
— ٰKylie (@httpkyliee) November 9, 2021
10. You only have eyes for…you.
I’m pretty sure you’re not the only one doing this on your Zoom calls.
Me looking at myself for the entire Zoom pic.twitter.com/fP3NHmkMou
— Mike T (@majtague) November 8, 2021
11. It just keeps going ’round and ’round like this.
Ladies, let’s just come clean about it!
being friends with girls is all about being like “i love uuuu sorry i was acting sick in the head earlier” but u were actually being so normal so she replies “noooo omg i was… ur a gift” but she was normal too
— aria orion (@halfadopted) November 8, 2021
12. She is really riding in style these days!
Look at her go!
Omg her tour bus pic.twitter.com/tw9sJ8x40s
— Natalie (@jbfan911) November 9, 2021
Have you seen any funny tweets that really made you laugh?
Share some good stuff with us in the comments.
We can’t wait to hear from you!
