I don’t know about you, I’ve seen a lot of dark clouds in the sky lately and I don’t like it one bit.
I’m not talking about actual dark clouds: I mean bad news, upset people, and a world that seems like it’s spinning out of control.
But while the world attempts to correct itself, we can at least get some temporary relief with humor, right?
Here are some amusing tweets that will take your mind off of the bad stuff and make you laugh. Enjoy!
1. Death is very embarrassed.
Next time, wear rubber gloves.
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
— Ygrene™ (@Ygrene) January 19, 2018
2. Hahahaha. Wow.
This video kind of scares me…
This is how I bring an old bag of brown sugar back to life. https://t.co/HFExI0LciI
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 30, 2020
3. It’s a shame that didn’t happen.
That famous case is still unsolved…
It’s refreshing to finally see some introspection from MJ pic.twitter.com/RPuJ5sWnBJ
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) May 18, 2020
4. Wait, this sounds familiar.
You better get Luigi as well!
mario, from under the sink: yeah i see the problem, you got living mushrooms and turtles walking around in here. jesus buddy you got multiple castles back here. i’m gonna have to fight a dragon
— Kermits ego Stan account (@punished_picnic) January 3, 2018
5. Check out the remix.
He couldn’t help but laugh.
— Dj Suede the Remix god (@Remixgodsuede) June 4, 2020
6. Man of many trades.
Do you think this sealed the deal?
date: So what do you do?
me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist
date: Oh wow
fox: and a ventriloquist
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 28, 2015
7. Now I’m really confused.
Do we live in Iceland now?
bjork has overthrown the police https://t.co/iixedGLxY8
— giabucci (@jaboukie) June 4, 2020
8. Whoops…well, now you know.
Whatever works, right?
Today I learned the tiny little whisk I assumed was a salad dressing whisk and have been using for about two years to make salad dressings is, in fact, a Christmas ornament.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) May 26, 2020
9. That was a bad idea.
Sorry about that!
Opened the internet to read the news and said "Oh, god, sorry" and quickly closed it like I'd walked in on a naked roommate.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 14, 2020
10. I’m not a fan of any of them.
Out of my house, now!
Types of spiders:
-Big ol' son of a bitch
-Surprise—this is my bedroom now!
— Kristin (@FeralCrone) October 15, 2017
11. What about the first two?
Slowly losing our minds…
At a secluded mountaintop convent, I would be the third nun to go insane.
— Gretchen von Tongeln (@Metalligretch) June 15, 2017
12. I don’t need to hear all of that…
Can we tone it down a little bit?
tv shows and movies could turn down the sound of the kissing like 50%
— Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy) April 30, 2020
13. Really put you in your place.
That was HUMILIATING.
[After losing a rap battle]
"How did he get a hold of my credit score?"
— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) July 7, 2015
I think it’s safe to say that those tweets brightened your day.
I know they brightened mine!
Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.
In the comments, share a photo, a meme, a joke, or a tweet that you think everyone would enjoy.
Thanks in advance!