That’s right, I’m talking to you!
We have some seriously funny tweets in store for you today and we think you’re gonna laugh your heart out.
We take our laughter seriously around here and we know what we’re doing…
So leave the funny business to us, okay?
And we’re not trying to tell you how to live your life, but those other folks out there don’t know NEARLY as much about funny tweets as we do.
So enjoy these funny tweets! You’re welcome!
1. That is one smart falcon.
And he’s trained, too!
GUY: What does it eat?
ME: [falcon perched on shoulder] Updog
*falcon starts break dancing*
ME: Not yet Tyler, wait until he asks what it is
— huntigula (@huntigula) August 7, 2015
2. This is going to cause some serious drama.
Now you’ve done it!
Flex on your kid by telling people she’s five instead of five and a half.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) August 8, 2021
3. Ryan Reynolds is always on point.
One of the funnier people on Twitter.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016
4. How rude of you!
What’s your deal?!?!
the owls outside my window when i don’t respond pic.twitter.com/rnu2UgBzYZ
— dudi jench (@misterjench) August 28, 2021
5. None of this makes any sense to me.
One more time…what do you do?
“i’m a ________ engineer”
aaahhhhh so you do…. stuff. that is very good 😌👆🏾
— Ivyprofen 💊✨ (@IvyKungu) August 30, 2021
6. You better be careful, sir.
You’ve been warned.
What's the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils? I want this bath bomb to be perfect.
— Destry (@DestryBrod) July 29, 2020
7. Another idea from an absolute genius!
We’re proud of you!
I was lightly scolded by my wife and oldest daughter for using the baby as a table. They’re just mad they didn’t think of it first. pic.twitter.com/BTUmJEcckM
— Terence (@TOPolk) August 28, 2021
8. Yeah, how do they stop eating?
Have you ever thought about that before?
cows are very calm considering the whole floor is food
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) August 30, 2021
9. I can’t believe that all of you are innocent…
I just don’t buy it!
How come there are never any guilty bystanders? I mean, I’m sure some of them have done SOMETHING.
— Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) September 7, 2021
10. Seriously, that wasn’t very cool, was it?
I think you probably know who she’s referring to…right?
oh wow okay, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his jewellery line, was not aware he tricked everybody and tried to become the most powerful being in middle-earth :
— anna 🏹 (@myelessar) September 8, 2021
11. You know what? I think I’m just gonna chill.
I don’t think your friends are gonna be very happy with you.
Imagine the high of planning to climb Mount Everest and cancelling last minute
— Hannah Boone (@boonecomedy) August 25, 2021
12. I’ve thought about this many times.
What’s the deal, people?
kinda weird there isn’t another word for thesaurus
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) September 8, 2021
Now it’s your turn!
Share some more hilarious tweets with us in the comments.
Thanks a million!