Hey, you!

Have you ever seen Dirty Harry?

Or perhaps you’ve seen some of the Dirty Harry sequels? (Sudden Impact is my favorite, FYI).

If you haven’t, I highly suggest them because Clint Eastwood is THE MAN.

And, even if you haven’t seen them, you’ve probably heard the iconic phrase that Harry Callahan says to bad guys…”go ahead, make my day.”

Well, it’s a little bit off-topic, but we’re gonna make your day TODAY with hilarious tweets.

Does that sound amazing to you?

Well, let’s quit beating around the bush and get down to it!

1. Can everyone just shut up for a few minutes?!?!

Okay, now let’s start reading the directions from the beginning again…

2. I’ve often thought about this at night.

You too, right?


3. Now I know what a tapir is!

And I kind of want one!

4. Chris sounds totally legit.

I think you made the right choice!

5. Bubbles, we need to talk.

What do you think you’re doing, exactly…?


6. Here are some deep thoughts for you.

Just let it sink in…

7. We’re still doing that?

Well, isn’t that a bummer?


8. No, I’m not okay at all, actually.

But thanks for asking…

9. Go ahead and undiagnose yourself.

Hey, I do it all the time!

10. Uh oh, it’s about to get real.

I hope you’re not offended easily.

11. I want to party but I’m also worried.

What’s a person to do?!?!

12. Sorry to hear that.

But I appreciate the vivid imagery.

Okay, now we want to hear from all of you out there!

In the comments, please share some more funny tweets with us.

Thanks in advance!