Hey, you!
Have you ever seen Dirty Harry?
Or perhaps you’ve seen some of the Dirty Harry sequels? (Sudden Impact is my favorite, FYI).
If you haven’t, I highly suggest them because Clint Eastwood is THE MAN.
And, even if you haven’t seen them, you’ve probably heard the iconic phrase that Harry Callahan says to bad guys…”go ahead, make my day.”
Well, it’s a little bit off-topic, but we’re gonna make your day TODAY with hilarious tweets.
Does that sound amazing to you?
Well, let’s quit beating around the bush and get down to it!
1. Can everyone just shut up for a few minutes?!?!
Okay, now let’s start reading the directions from the beginning again…
Husband and I are assembling furniture, so we need everyone in Missouri to shut up for a sec.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) July 3, 2021
2. I’ve often thought about this at night.
You too, right?
would a tree wear pants like
this or this pic.twitter.com/fc47t0PDVV— ??drop ?? (@dropshaman) July 4, 2021
3. Now I know what a tapir is!
And I kind of want one!
Everyone look at this tapir who wants a sandwich pic.twitter.com/gKevROhRDg
— the effexorcist (@kahtrinuh) July 23, 2021
4. Chris sounds totally legit.
I think you made the right choice!
Everyone saying it’s a bad time to buy a used car because they’re so expensive but my neighbor Chris just sold me his 2018 BMW for $500 and all I had to do was sign some forms saying I was with him all day on May 31st. pic.twitter.com/AMGG3rZbAk
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) June 5, 2021
5. Bubbles, we need to talk.
What do you think you’re doing, exactly…?
How tf Bubbles holding these chopsticks pic.twitter.com/GhXajlqYAx
— RobHNDRXX (@younghennypapi) June 16, 2021
6. Here are some deep thoughts for you.
Just let it sink in…
south dakota implies the existence of north dakota
— Glenn (@Shenaniglenns) June 17, 2021
7. We’re still doing that?
Well, isn’t that a bummer?
when u were abt to send them a funny tweet but u remember ur not supposed to be talking pic.twitter.com/U35dch7rza
— corbin (@mdollarputhy) August 22, 2021
8. No, I’m not okay at all, actually.
But thanks for asking…
“are you ok?” no i got my sleeve wet washing the dishes
— kie (@kieransofar) June 18, 2021
9. Go ahead and undiagnose yourself.
Hey, I do it all the time!
self undiagnosing. I’m fine
— salem (@vodkaoatmilk) June 27, 2021
10. Uh oh, it’s about to get real.
I hope you’re not offended easily.
when a drunk girl is like “I just think it’s funny how…” she’s about to say the meanest thing you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life
— 30 year old woman yells at cloud (@lolennui) June 27, 2021
11. I want to party but I’m also worried.
What’s a person to do?!?!
Summer 2021 https://t.co/K0tNRsvXON
— Katy Kelleher (@KatyKelleher) June 29, 2021
12. Sorry to hear that.
But I appreciate the vivid imagery.
what it feels like when i’m on my period pic.twitter.com/NIOTcRTVtT
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) June 30, 2021
Okay, now we want to hear from all of you out there!
In the comments, please share some more funny tweets with us.
Thanks in advance!