Who out there is ready to get their laugh on today?
Alright, I see some of you out there raising your hands…
I had a feeling that you’d be on board with this idea!
We’ve been watching you and we know deep down in our souls that you need some serious laughter in your life right now.
And let’s face it…we all do.
So hang on tight and have some laughs at these funny tweets!
1. We ALL belong in the kitchen.
You know that’s the truth!
women belong in the kitchen.
men belong in the kitchen.
everyone belongs in the kitchen.
kitchen has food
— Sarcasm (@ComedyPosts) January 23, 2015
2. Why do you keep telling people that?
You know it’s never gonna happen!
Me: I’ll call you back
Brain: lol nice one
— a festive panda ⛄? (@thehubrispanda) November 9, 2021
3. You’ll get there one day!
This is what we all hope for…
Just laying in every chalk outline until I find one that fits
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) November 9, 2021
4. Are they from Olive Garden?
I hope so…for your sake…
A panda eating it's own body-weight in bamboo every 12 days but it's me and breadsticks.
— Block Me Amadeus ? (@WolfGangOfFour) November 9, 2021
5. Do you have one of these yet?
They’re tasty! And convenient!
Charcuterie, for when you’re on the go pic.twitter.com/S2DnNuErbm
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) November 8, 2021
6. This is what I call “thinking ahead.”
We can all learn something from this person.
I want to have my left forearm amputated and install a cheese grater so I’m equipped for any contingency
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) November 9, 2021
7. You can be yourself there.
Order whatever you want and as much as you want! You’re family here!
You really want a safe place? Go to Taco Bell. No judgment in there. Want to eat 5,000 calories? Do it. Take a nap afterward right in the booth. One time I saw a lady come in and dump every single hot sauce packet into her purse. No one said a damn thing. That’s how you Live Mas.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) February 27, 2020
8. You’re really questioning everything right now, huh?
Hey, we feel you!
two people had sex in the 80s and now I gotta pay bills, hydrate, and hate myself???
— ??????? ?????? (@frigginfrench) November 10, 2021
9. Does this describe your life?
At least a little bit? Don’t lie to us!
me: well it's like I always say, you live and–
me: .. regret, then obsess about it forever
— Feliz NaviDadjokes (@perlhack) November 9, 2021
10. I was gonna say the same thing.
I can just tell…
People are far, far too judgmental these days.
I can tell just by looking at them.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) November 10, 2021
11. They just go on and on and on…
They never seem to end!
Recipe blogs are the cvs receipts of the internet
— TwinningMom (@Twinning_Mom) November 2, 2021
12. Did I miss anything?
I was really, really busy at home.
sorry I’m late! I was at home sitting down
— JP (@jpbrammer) August 20, 2019
Now we want to hear from you!
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
How about memes, jokes, or funny photos?
If so, share some good stuff with us in the comments. Thanks!