I don’t drink a whole lot, so when people ask me if I could give up alcohol for the rest of my life, I always say, “yeah, why not?”

But when they ask the same question about tacos? Or pizza? Or Chinese food?

Well, let’s just say that I am committed to those things for EVER AND EVER.

FOR LIFE.

And if you love food as much as I do, these tweets will really satisfy your appetite.

Go ahead and dig in!

1. Maybe something will appear…

Keep waiting for it…

2. You could say that.

Kind of…

3. Where the hell is that guy?

There goes his tip…

4. What part of Italy are you from?

You’re obviously from the old country.

5. Now this is classy.

I’m gonna start doing this, too.

6. I’ll be waiting…

I’m still waiting…

7. You don’t want to waste two knives, do you?

I didn’t think so…

8. Are you an executive chef now?

It sure looks like it.

9. This is a tip I can get behind.

Straight into the trash!

10. Now you know.

I had no idea!

11. The only thing to relieve the stress.

You had to do it.

12. You’re making progress!

Baby steps…

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