I don’t drink a whole lot, so when people ask me if I could give up alcohol for the rest of my life, I always say, “yeah, why not?”
But when they ask the same question about tacos? Or pizza? Or Chinese food?
Well, let’s just say that I am committed to those things for EVER AND EVER.
And if you love food as much as I do, these tweets will really satisfy your appetite.
Go ahead and dig in!
1. Maybe something will appear…
Keep waiting for it…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.29.10-PM-1024x964.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
2. You could say that.
Kind of…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.28.59-PM-853x1024.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
3. Where the hell is that guy?
There goes his tip…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.28.51-PM-1024x856.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
4. What part of Italy are you from?
You’re obviously from the old country.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.28.44-PM-1024x697.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
5. Now this is classy.
I’m gonna start doing this, too.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.27.27-PM.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
6. I’ll be waiting…
I’m still waiting…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.27.32-PM-1024x657.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
7. You don’t want to waste two knives, do you?
I didn’t think so…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.27.58-PM.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
8. Are you an executive chef now?
It sure looks like it.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.28.08-PM.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
9. This is a tip I can get behind.
Straight into the trash!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.28.15-PM-982x1024.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
10. Now you know.
I had no idea!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.28.27-PM.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
11. The only thing to relieve the stress.
You had to do it.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.28.35-PM.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
12. You’re making progress!
Baby steps…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Screen-Shot-2021-08-14-at-5.29.19-PM-1024x762.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
What’s your favorite food meme?
Share it with us in the comments.
We’d love to see what you got!