I’ve done a fair bit of traveling in my day and I’m trying to wrack my brain to figure out the worst place I’ve ever stayed…

I think I got it!

My brother and I were in Amsterdam and we had to find a place to spend the night and it was totally last minute. We happened upon a place that said “Vacancy” and we did what we had to do.

Let’s just say the room was…not of the greatest quality. In fact, it was a total dump. But, it provided us with some shelter for the night and then we got the hell out of there first thing in the morning.

Wanna see some weird and downright bad hotels and Airbnbs? Take a look at these photos.

1. Care for some “Chicken Dump Truck”?

That sounds good. I’ll have that.

This poorly translated food menu from a hotel in Saudi Arabia.
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2. Hmmmm. I don’t like this one bit.

I love the border around the pool table.

My hotel’s “pool area”
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3. Just look at the ocean.

It’s so majestic.

I reserved an Airbnb with Sea View…. can’t complaint
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4. Kind of cool. Kind of creepy.

Also, they’re playing with your underwear, FYI.

The cleaner at the hotel in Egypt, made this towel-monkey, and dressed it in my used boxers
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5. You just gotta make it work.

But it does look a little bit uncomfortable.

The bathroom in our Airbnb was rather smol…
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6. Didn’t live up to the hype.

Is it too late to get a refund?

From a French AirBnB alternative
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7. That’s just a terrible idea.

Curvy carpet? You’re just asking for a lawsuit…

Flat carpet in a hotel in cologne, germany imitating a curvy surface
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8. How is this even possible?

People must be falling down those things every day.

These stairs at our hotel
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9. Just remember to keep quiet.

You wouldn’t want your fellow guests to know there’s A FIRE.

Don’t wake anybody up if you’re exiting the motel during a fire!
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10. You can maybe fit two bottles of water in there!

I’m lovin’ it!

Apparently our hotel took our request for a mini-fridge very literally. Banana for scale.
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11. Did you take a dip?

This is kind of shocking, honestly.

The pool at my hotel in Birmingham, Alabama. Yes, those are toilets.
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12. A beautiful piece of art.

What does this look like to you?

This picture in the hotel lobby looks like pubes
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How about you?

What’s the worst place you think you’ve ever stayed at…that you actually had to pay for?

Talk to us in the comments and tell us all about it. Thanks!