I need a good laugh…and I need it now.
And I have a feeling that you probably do, too, if you’re here reading this, right?
And, I mean, who doesn’t want to laugh right now with all the terrible things going on in the world, right?
So take a very deep breath, relax, let your worries go away, and then LAUGH YOUR A** OFF at these funny tweets.
It’ll be good for you!
1. Help is needed NOW.
This is what we refer to as an “emergency.”
I think I speak for many cis women when I say that our actual greatest locker-room fear is getting stuck in our sweaty sports bra with no one around to help free us
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) June 30, 2020
2. You gave it your best shot.
And we salute you for it!
It turns out the answer to my problems wasn't at the bottom of this pint of ice cream, but the important thing is that I tried.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 6, 2017
3. Ooohhh my! I didn’t see that coming!
That’s always very exciting.
i wanna listen to an audiobook where the actor is also reading it for the first time so you can hear them gasp when a plot twist happens
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 30, 2020
4. Maybe you should look into that for a career.
Keep ’em laughing! While their arms are broken…
If I were an x-ray technician, after I took the first x-ray I’d say: “ok now let’s do a goofy one.” I think people would laugh/have a good time
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) June 29, 2020
5. Sounds pretty far-fetched.
No way there were three…
“a pregnant virgin I can believe but three wise men??” kills me every single time https://t.co/zBB74qr7kK
— JC (@Jayy3B) December 16, 2019
6. Ha! Yes, he does.
Just a friendly little fella there to give you advice.
"Ed Sheeran looks like an imaginary friend"
— Optimus.Prime (@nokhephu) December 17, 2019
7. And he was never seen again…
That’s a hell of a way to break up with someone…
There was a tweet that asked about worst breakups and this lady said she dated this guy for 6 months and one day they were walking in town and he just started running, took off. And that was the last time she saw him😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/FhNVtF8PuX
— Sphetho (@SphethoSimelane) December 17, 2019
8. Who are these f’ing people?
I feel this tweet big time.
I miss my friends but also absolutely do not remember who they are or what they look like
— Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor) July 1, 2020
9. Different eras call for different problems.
But I think you can do it if you put your mind to it.
My mother dug a well in a third world country with her bare hands so that her family could have a place to bathe and wash clothes
…and I am too lazy to delete apps off my phone because then I would have to rearrange them
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) June 30, 2020
10. Oh, it’s on now!
We have a new Zoom superstar on our hands!
I got me some lights to improve the quality of my zoom. Once I learn how to comb my hair, apply make up, sit up straight and look properly into the camera, its over for you hoes!
— roxane gay (@rgay) July 1, 2020
11. Keep it up!
We’re all doing this!
So who else is still smiling at people, dogs and babies from behind a mask like a fool?
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) July 1, 2020
12. You’re very good at stressing things.
That’s quite a skill.
I do NOT, and I cannot stress this enough, have the ability to stress things enough!
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) June 29, 2020
That’s the good stuff!
Now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, share something really funny that you’ve seen on social media lately.
Please and thank you!