When you’re married, there are certain unspoken rules that you adhere to.
These things somehow just magically appear once you tie the knot and then BAM!, you’re living that married life.
If you’re already hitched, you know what I’m talking about, right? Small, seemingly insignificant things that just…happen.
Some things about marriage are just universal and that’s that.
Enjoy these funny marriage posts…we have a feeling that a lot of them will look very familiar to you.
1. It works every time.
Just like a charm!
If being married has taught me anything, it’s that the majority of problems can be solved by saying ‘do you want a coffee?’
— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) June 20, 2020
2. The mood is now dead.
Are you satisfied?
I don’t fake headaches to get out of sex with my husband. I bring up past girlfriends and the fact that his favorite team sucks as God intended.
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) June 13, 2020
3. The unbreakable bond.
This really is the only thing you need in your marriage.
Marry someone who understands your dishwasher loading technique.
— MarriedMomOf3 (@MarriedOf3) June 10, 2020
4. Now THAT is true love.
Those are always the best pictures too, you know?
I love my husband so much that I have a picture of his credit card on my home screen.
— Nonchalant Charlotte (@jellybnbonanza) June 13, 2020
5. Honey…what’s happening?
Haven’t you seen the movie Signs?????? This is not going well, I can tell you that much…
My husband leaves water glasses lying around like he’s preparing for an invasion of water sensitive aliens.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) June 10, 2020
6. Well, it sounds really delicious.
Also, do you think you might need to go to rehab?
Husband: what cereal is that
Me, pouring whiskey over flaming hot cheetos: it’s a new one
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) June 14, 2020
7. Not really paying attention.
But just fake it for his sake.
It’s so sweet how my husband talks to me about his job even though we both know that while he’s speaking I’m thinking about what snack to eat next
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) June 13, 2020
8. That’s a power move.
Never let up! Not even a little bit!
My husband texted me from Costco to let me know there was a line & I think he was looking for me to say “don’t worry about it, just come home” but instead I said “don’t forget the ice.”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 11, 2020
9. Can’t you die a little quieter?
I mean, is that too much to ask?
Wife – You were snoring really loud last night.
Me – I had a nightmare that I was drowning.
Wife – You couldn't have drowned quieter?
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) June 16, 2018
10. You bet it is!
Gonna be a HOT night.
My husband came home and and asked if I wanted to go to Home Goods.
Is this foreplay?
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 12, 2020
11. We’re done. For real this time.
He crossed the line. Now get on the horn with your attorney.
My husband just got back from the gym and took a nap on the freshly washed sheets and he could have just told me he wanted a divorce
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) January 6, 2020
Let’s keeps the laughs coming!
In the comments, tell us something hilarious that your spouse has done during these crazy times when we’re all locked inside with each other.
Please and thank you in advance!