As a man now in my early 40s, let me tell you some facts about what your 30s are going to be like.

You’ll grow in a lot of ways and you’ll start to find out what’s really important to you.

Things you did when you were younger will seem crazy: staying out all night, going to work on three hours of sleep, eating pizza five nights a week, it all starts to catch up to you!

And then one day you’ll realize that a perfect Friday night now means staying in, having an early dinner, watching a movie, and going to bed by 10…pm.

It’s sad, but true…check out these tweets about that magical decade.

1. All downhill from here.

That soup does kind of sound exciting, though…

2. Eat as many as you want!

You’ll thank me later.

3. That sounds tiring.

You didn’t see this coming, did you?

4. You’re officially old.

It is what it is…

5. Times sure have changed…

Just remember to not let them forget about all those old mistakes.

6. This is a must.

There’s no way around it. You have to do it.

7. You can even do it by flipping someone off.

It’s sad, but true.

8. I’m not ready for this!

Why are you so upset?

9. Please don’t do that again.

I’m in my thirties, remember?

10. Both of these are true.

And don’t you try to deny it!

11. Oh…that’s not makeup.

Now I’m depressed.

12. You can do anything you want!

With laundry, that is…

If you’re in your 30s (or beyond), tell us how that glorious decade is treating you.

Talk to us in the comments!

Thanks in advance!