Parents, we have a very important message for you today.

We know you’re busy, we know you’re stressed out, and we know that you need an occasional break from your partner and your kids.

And that’s where we come in!

We’re here to provide you with hilarious tweets that will make you forget about your own familial woes. You’ll forget one of the kids just puked on the carpet, that the dog is currently eating one of your shoes, and that your OTHER kid likes to draw all over the walls with the food you made them for dinner.

You need that, right?

So enjoy these tweets and allow yourself a little temporary relief, okay?

1. Boom. You showed her.

I bet she won’t try to do that again.

2. This kid sounds pretty smart.

Keep your eye on this one.

3. Many parents are now giving thanks.

This is what the world needed.

4. This got really ugly.

We’ll say a special prayer for you.

5. It’s like he’s on repeat.

Well, isn’t that adorable?

6. You did the right thing.

And the kids never need to know about this.

7. I am a robot.

This makes perfect sense in kid logic.

8. Yeah, that doesn’t always work out.

Who came up with this phrase? We’d like to speak to them.

9. That sounds pretty incredible to me.

One day you’ll understand.

10. I was not prepared for this!

Can we slow down here?!?!

11. Many, many moons ago.

I saw it all, kids…

To all the parents out there…how are you holding up?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know what’s what.

Please and thank you!