Hey, not every single AskReddit article has to be doom and gloom and terrible things that happened to people, right?
That’s why this one is a lot of fun.
The question: “If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?”
AskReddit users shared their thoughts…enjoy.
1. Take a load off.
“You must be tired. Come on in.”
2. I’ll give you another shot.
“You done down there or you wanna try again?”
3. You did your best.
“It was tough man but you did alright.”
4. I hope your name is Kyle.
“What the FUCK is up, Kyle?”
5. Thought you were headed down south…
“Wait what? How the fuck did you end up in here?”
6. I’ll take some fajitas!
“Welcome to Chili’s.”
7. This is my wish, too.
“Your dogs are so excited to see you!”
8. A sad one…
“Not a word. I just want to hear my wifes’ voice again.”
9. Here’s your mother.
“I am a staunch atheist but I would be lying if I didn’t find myself hoping sometimes that I will actually get to see my mom again. She’s been dead for 7 years and I miss her so much.
Don’t know if this technically answers this AskReddit or not but I would like to hear god tell me that I could see my mom since she was there, too.”
10. A reunion.
“Your Dad is waiting for you.”
11. You’re home.
“Heyyyyy!! There he is! Come on over here and give me a hug, buddy. We’ve missed you. Welcome home. Now that you’re here, you’ll never feel lonely again.”
“I’m sorry that you never got to share your heart with anyone. But now you’ll never be alone again.”
13. You can be whole again.
“Your healthy, unbroken body – it’s over there. Jump into it and come back. We’ll saddle up, go for a ride, and I’ll explain everything.”
14. Everyone is here.
“We’ve all been waiting for you.”
15. That guy was right!
“That guy screaming on the street you thought was crazy? Yup, he nailed it, 97% accurate.”
16. Time for a reset.
“You made us proud. All is forgiven. Welcome home.”
17. Kind of depressing.
“No worries, My Child. You will never have to endure life again.”
18. Learn to take it easy…next time.
“You were hard on yourself. You were a good man.”
19. Uh oh.
“I’m just fucking with you, go to Hell where you belong.”
20. A nice one to end on.
“The world is better than it would have been without you. You made a difference.”
God is sure gonna have his hands full, isn’t he?
What about you?
How would you like to be greeted if there is a Heaven?
Tell us in the comments!