Tell me if you’re ready to do all of these things: get silly, get funny, and get RANDOM?
Are you ready?!?!
Well, you should be, because that’s exactly what you’re about to get with these hilarious tweets that are all over the map!
And what better way to spend a few moments in the middle of your hectic schedule, ya know?
So sit back and get ‘er done! Enjoy!
1. Yes, that’s exactly what it is.
Time to renew that warranty!
how come after like age 26 your body starts to make clicking sounds when you stretch… is that the warranty expiring…
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) August 10, 2020
2. Go easy on the coffee!
It starts to catch up with you…
me, 2:30 am: huh, I wonder why my sleep schedule is such a mess?
me, at 4:31 pm: now to drink a full glass of coffee before my nap
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) August 13, 2020
3. Finally got that out of the way.
Now you can do another chore six months from now.
4. Caffeine overload in full effect.
Slow down on the coffee!
Me: maybe I just need another cup of coffee
Narrator: she did not need another cup of coffee
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) August 5, 2020
5. And we will conclude on this note.
Thanks! I needed that!
egg thief!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/X3ySQ3zhWp
— kat (@bbykaat) August 16, 2020
6. I need this in my life right now.
So Your Impulse Purchase From Etsy Arrived And Didn't Emotionally Stabilize You As Planned…. Here's What To Do Next
— ava (taylor's version) (@ava_fen) August 13, 2020
7. Hahaha. This is so good.
And you need to start turning this into a screenplay RIGHT NOW!
good energy from a potential new therapist who seems to be trapped in 2007 romantic comedy about a woman trying to have it all! pic.twitter.com/ipvwfqsrVD
— Sophie Bramnick (@sophiebramnick) August 13, 2020
8. Couldn’t even get a word in.
Maybe next time? But with a different guy?
Me on dates https://t.co/clZEqemdUf
— Daley Haggar (@d_haggar) August 11, 2020
9. That is a solid life plan.
I think I’ll join you!
I decided to quit drinking for a bit so I can really drink my way through October and November.
— ?Imani Gandied Yams? (@AngryBlackLady) August 9, 2020
10. She’s about to lay it all out.
And it will be accompanied by a PowerPoint.
THE SOCIAL NETWORK starts in fall 2003 and Elle Woods is Harvard Law class of 2004 in LEGALLY BLONDE. This means Elle Woods and Mark Zuckerberg were at Harvard at the same time. In this essay, I –
— Emmy Potter (@emmylanepotter) August 10, 2020
11. Ladies, is this true?
I’ve been doing this all wrong.
girls only want one thing and it’s a living room with hardwood floors a green velvet sofa and a colorful rug
— ????????? (@spinubzilla) August 10, 2020
12. I like this kid.
She’s definitely going places!
Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours ? she’s not listening . pic.twitter.com/XAEcZ5SoaN
— Xiaraaaaa , (@xiaraaaaa_) August 14, 2020
13. Here we go again…
The new version of “The Walk of Shame.”
My taste in men is so bad, the walk of shame for me is when I'm on my way to a date
— defne gencler (@omgitsdef) September 26, 2018
Okay, now it’s your turn!
Have you seen any really funny stuff on social media lately?
Memes? Tweets? Jokes? Photos?
If so, please share them with us in the comments!