I love when really awkward things happen…as long as they’re not happening to me, that is. I might even go so far as to say that these situations give me life…
And I bet you probably do too, if you’ve joined us here today to laugh at other folks who are really getting into cringeworthy situations.
Just be thankful these situations didn’t happen to you, okay?
Let’s get weird and awkward!
1. This is very uncomfortable.
I can feel the cringe all the way from here.
I work at a bank and this lady came in with a $150,000 check and to make conversation I was like "oh wow I wish I had one of these" then she deadass was like "it's a life insurance check. I would rather have the person." pic.twitter.com/3FXUdPdO88
— maskulla (@MakVest) January 22, 2018
2. We’re all hoping you recover.
Good luck with that!
SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don't think I can ever recover from this 😬😬
— Emma 420k (@ILoveSkypeSex) January 8, 2018
3. Speak into the mic, please.
Oh wait. DON’T DO THAT!
3 years ago a cute guy I worked with wanted to fist bump but I thought he was pretending to hold an invisible mic so I leaned forward and said ‘hello’
— WEEB HUNTER (@ANGRYEGIRL) March 6, 2020
4. It sounds like he made a great impression!
Way to go, boyfriend!
My bf met my family for the first time & we we're playing catch phrase & his word was boner. Instead of skipping it like a normal person he said "something that Bridget gives me" right infront of my father
— B (@BenedictBridget) December 26, 2018
5. We need a leader.
No, we actually need a LITRE. Sorry fellas.
When my sister in-law was a waitress in Canada, she was taking drink orders from a group of Americans. They each ordered a glass of red wine. She suggested they choose a LITRE instead. They spoke among themselves and one man put up his hand and said – “I’ll be the leader.”
— Christine (@guelphgirlchris) December 31, 2019
6. This is pretty embarrassing.
You blew it! Well, can’t go there anymore.
I am at a food truck and this guy walks up and says ”I’ll have my usual” and the guy working says “I don’t know who the hell you are.”
— Calen Santos (@calen___) January 29, 2019
7. Mr. Pee Pee Watcher.
That did not go very well, did it?
Just finished a NCAA drug test. I asked Mr. pee pee watcher what the largest penis he has seen at his job. He looked me up and down and said “a lot bigger than that”. I did not wake up at 5am to be humiliated like this
— Noah Studebaker (@noahstude) October 2, 2019
8. You might need that…
You are at a vet’s office, after all…
RT @KlondikeBrat: So this lady came in this morning and walked up the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”
She forgot to bring her dog with her
To the VET
— Persuasive (@Datoineblaze) July 10, 2019
9. Mom! Get it together!
Oh, parents, they just don’t get it sometimes, do they?
— Beau Clark (@iambeau) March 15, 2019
10. You have the wrong number.
Sorry, but we can’t help you.
— Blonde Ambition🧞♀️ (@CrzyCharly) June 23, 2019
11. This is weird.
And it seems to be escalating…
— K. Reza (@KMR1202) March 17, 2019
12. You just broke Grandma’s heart.
She is not a creep!
— Meredith (@marinersmom) March 14, 2019
I’m cringing…are you cringing? I have a feeling that you’re probably cringing.
Now we should do some more cringing together!
In the comments, please share some of your own really embarrassing stories that are painful to remember! We can’t wait to hear your awkward tales!