Hey, boss…

Take this job and shove it!

How many times have you really, REALLY wanted to say that in your life?

Probably a million times!

Well, we all know that’s usually a bad idea, but at least we can fantasize and laugh at these funny jokes about the misery of having to work, right?

Let’s get it started!

1. Y’all are welcome!

You’re the bad boy around the office, aren’t you?

2. Not a great boat to be on…

You might want to look for a new job…just a thought…

3. Doesn’t seem fair, does it?

Not fair at all…thumbs up, though!

4. This happens every single time.

You’ll get it next time! Maybe…

5. Oh, right…I forgot about that…

Not so fast!

6. Run for your life!

You have no idea what you’re in for.

7. Yeah, that’s not a good sign.

Stay far, far away.

8. Uh oh…you did it again…

Get it right next time!

9. Don’t ever be afraid!

You never know what’ll happen when you throw your ideas out there.

10. Just keep your mouth closed for a while…

You can ruin their dreams soon enough.

11. I have no idea what you’re talking about.

And now this conversation is over!

12. I heard that!

And I’ll see you there!

Okay, now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us a little bit about your job.

We want to hear the good AND the bad. Thanks in advance!