Ready to change your day from dull to delightful? Are you prepared to have that from turn upside down? Do you want to just get on with this already?
Read these 14 jokes and be thoroughly entertained! Because that’s what we do around here!
1. Anxiety is your friend.
Or is it? Hmmmm….
— R O I D (@expdior) October 20, 2016
2. What am I looking at?!?
No Buble! You don’t do it like that. It’s not a… nevermind.
3. It’s not always sleep apnea.
Sometimes it’s Silly Putty.
4. The cat jokes just keep coming.
Kitty has got expensive tastes, eh?
5. I haven’t answered a phone in years
But if I did… I’d regret it.
6. It’s hard to say…
How about “I don’t need directions.”
7. Have you seen this movie??
It is both horrifying and amazing, all at the same time.
The Child is the best character in the history of TV.
From now on when I say “im baby” this is what I mean pic.twitter.com/woxJAMdpJE
— satan (@mega_intense) November 16, 2019
9. Oddly, this helps!
I mean, especially Dracula. Guy didn’t even do things until he died. I’ve already won that game!
If you're feeling worried about how little you've achieved, remember that Bram Stoker didn't write Dracula until he was 50, and Dracula didn't kill anyone until he was dead.
— Charlie Dinkin (@CharlieDinkin) January 3, 2020
10. You do you!
Btw, if you’ve never seen the movie Hereditary… well, now you have! Spoilers!
cancelling plans is ok. getting high and driving ur 13 year old sister to the hospital while she is in anaphylactic shock is ok. swerving and chopping off her head is ok. leaving her headless body in the car is ok. becoming a vessel for Paimon is ok. do what u need to do to cope
— king of hearts (@exltdm00n) January 3, 2020
11. The rare bird joke
And it landed perfectly.
It makes us all kind of horny, actually.
13. Doggie needs another snack
Doggie isn’t going anywhere until he gets fed… ADAM!
14. Just leave
There’s no reason to be there.
See what I mean? You’re walking on sunshine! Dancing on a rainbow of hilarity!
Which of these did you like the best? Just be honest with us… we can take it!
Do it in the comments, fam!