I never actually received an A in my entire life, so I’m very excited about these tweets that graduated at the top of their class!
Even though I’m still filled with shame about my grades from so many years ago…
Were you a good student?
Well, even if you weren’t and you’re still embarrassed by your academic performance, we think you’ll enjoy these Grade A tweets.
Go ahead and check them out, brainiacs!
1. It was totally worth it.
Now you have something to look forward to!
Oh good the overpriced t-shirt that I bought when I was sad has shipped
— Mike Abrusci (@mikeabrusci) May 12, 2021
2. This is really how it all went down.
Look it up, it’s in the historical record!
"if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"
The wise man smiled.
"my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"— wint (@dril) August 3, 2016
3. I bet you didn’t see that coming, did you?
Ouch…that one hurts…
ya know ur gettin old when you create a player in a sports video game and put in your real birthday and then after the first season your guy retires
— brent (@murrman5) January 10, 2021
4. Someone has to put a stop to this.
When will it end?!?!
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1178491265761103873
5. Boy, are they in for a surprise.
You have no idea what you’re in for…
somebody with yo ex right now thinking they found the one 💀
— albert (@albert13789) August 7, 2021
6. That’s so weird you were parked behind my car!
What are the chances?!?!
https://twitter.com/aeryies/status/1389976890014851072
7. Can anyone please explain this to me.
I’m losing my mind over here!
bank: to qualify for a mortgage you need to build credit
me: i have never missed a rent payment
bank: oh haha that doesn’t count it’s extremely different for some reason
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) May 12, 2021
8. This is a good idea.
You just want to make sure, right?
instead of "speak now or forever hold your peace" each of my groomsmen will ask the bride "is this guy bothering you" and she has to say no
— nick (@JucheMane) June 23, 2017
9. Uh oh…this isn’t good at all.
That poor kid is still all hyped up on sugar.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥶RT @Angrymann: When my ex wife was pregnant all she could eat was Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I think that’s why Kaylah be at school acting like Ron Artest
— Koe Baby (@BigKoe1k) February 16, 2020
10. This is a good ice breaker, FYI.
Try it out next time you have the chance!
(to guy already pumping gas at other gas pump) how’s the gas tonight?
— slick (@dlicj) April 4, 2018
11. Can we please just wrap it up?
I think we’ve all just about had enough here…
My toxic trait is saying “long story short” and still telling the long version of the story
— cryptic and machiavellian (@ghorejsi) July 20, 2021
12. I don’t really think it’s something new…
Just saying…
(me, still acting really weird) sorry i acted so weird the other day
— trash jones (@jzux) May 12, 2021
Okay, now it’s your turn to make us laugh.
In the comments, share some tweets that really make you LOL.
Thanks a million, amigos!
