Alright, moms and dads, we have a roundup of hilarious tweets that are going to make you laugh and shake your head at the same time.
Why? Because these tweets are hilarious and accurate about the daily struggles of parenting.
Are you ready? Let’s dig in!
1. That’s cute…and kind of sad.
“No kid… you were born in special times.”
My son just asked me if I when I was little I had to stay inside for COVIDs 1 through 18
— Kerry Howley (@KerryHowley) April 1, 2020
2. Big win!
But, yanno… that’s also a huge dick thing to do to a kid, so…
My son lost a tooth last night.
I just saved myself £2 pic.twitter.com/4AGJneitcu
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 2, 2020
3. The continent of Syrup.
With all those tasty countries!
Last night my 4yo said a prayer for all the people in the world including "Africa, Asia and Syrup." From now on, I will be referring to Europe only as Syrup.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 1, 2020
4. Following your lead.
He learned it by watching you!
My toddler shouted “I NEED A BREAK FROM ALL OF YOU” and then locked himself in his bedroom. When we asked what happened he replied “nothing I’m just being daddy”
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) March 31, 2020
5. Speaking the truth…this time.
This will end, though. You know that, right?
This is like the only time we can tell our kids the park is closed when they ask to go to the park, and we won't be lying.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 2, 2020
6. Just throw him!
“I’ve got him… whoops.”
Divorced parents during social distancing pic.twitter.com/Wcr4TD1MBP
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) April 2, 2020
7. This kid has a bright future.
Keep up the tense negotiations!
please elect my 6 y/o who has never ONCE, not one goddamned time no matter who or what opposition he was facing, failed to negotiate down the amount of bites he has to take of his dinner
— maura quint (@behindyourback) April 2, 2020
8. That’s a bonus.
But isn’t that just a bit sad, though?
At least we don’t have to go to our kids’ field day this year.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 2, 2020
9. Do you remember those days?
My favorite memory from 2020 so far was probably waking up in the morning and sending my kids to school. That was pretty neat, idk.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) March 30, 2020
10. Sounds like a blast.
Sign me up… not!
Took my kids for a drive today so they could play their iPads and argue with each other in a smaller space that’s also moving.
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) March 31, 2020
11. Might as well…
Like it really matters anymore!
Me: What do you want for breakfast?
Me: No we can’t ha…wait
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 2, 2020
12. Can’t take it anymore!
Honey, you’re great. Please stop.
Me pre-quarantine: *Encourages my son to play piano*
Me in quarantine: Please. Stop.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 2, 2020
13. Learn something new every day!
Just add vodka, give the kids their iPads… and do some day drinking!
I just discovered today that the little orange juices the school is sending for lunch delivery are the perfect size for a screwdriver
— Crockett? (@CrockettForReal) March 30, 2020
14. He has arrived!
All hail the king of the tee pee!
Just walked into the house carrying an 18 roll pack of toilet paper like David bringing Goliath’s head into Jerusalem.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 4, 2020
Do those tweets about being a parent speak the truth, or what? Okay, parents, we want you to sound off in the comments!
Tell us some funny or humiliating stories about your kiddos in the comments! Now’s your time to expose them and get some revenge!
Besides, they’ll never read those comments. They can’t read!