Much like a fine wine or a piece of cheese, one’s sense of humor only gets better with age. After all, you’ve had more time to reflect on how absurd the world is and now you can make fun of it with reckless abandon.
Want proof? Just check out Myrna Tellingheusen’s Twitter account.
She’s an old lady who’s no-nonsense tweets have gained her the reputation as the funniest granny on Twitter.
Read on to see some of our favorite “Pearls of Wisdom” from Myrna.
1. Never store-bought
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
2. She isn’t wasteful
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
3. Well-played
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
4. She takes action where others won’t
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
5. It’s not called “Margarinecream”
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
6. Burn
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
7. She has a reputation to uphold
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
8. What’s next? Store-bought cookies?
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
9. Those aren’t for your hands
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
10. Thank you
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
11. Ouch
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12. Her devilled eggs are legendary
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
13. Spicy things are for the devil
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
14. Classic Barb
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15. How selfish
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
16. She’s just looking out for y’all
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
17. It changes people
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
18. Who needs conversation when you can judge others?
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
19. Roberta might have been onto something…
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
20. Shhh
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Photo Credit: Twitter: @PearlsFromMyrna
Never stop being you, Myrna! You do best!
So… what do you think? Which of these did you like the most?
Let us know in the comments!