We like ’em to be funny, we like ’em to be random…
And for the record, yes, I am talking about tweets…and really solid ones.
That’s one of our favorite sayings around here…
But you already knew that, didn’t you?
You bet you did!
And yet, here you are again…begging for more funny tweets.
Well, okay, I guess we can let it slide this time…go ahead and get started.
Oh, and prepare to LAUGH OUT LOUD.
1. This really hurt some peoples’ feelings.
Stop calling yourself that.
"I'm a night owl"
all owls are night owls. you are a regular owl.
— Iris ? (@Jest_Iris) August 12, 2021
2. You need to be resuscitated.
And you’ll do it again tomorrow.
me the morning after one glass of wine ever since I turned 30 pic.twitter.com/EWzpnsrUE5
— Pete (@prisonpete) August 12, 2021
3. Might as well just go with it at this point.
Let’s try to make it nice and cozy.
2020: omg we’re entering hell
2021: ok so how do we make hell cozy
— julia shiplett (@juliashiplett) August 12, 2021
4. I’ve thought about this, too.
Where’s the love?
Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
— Asia (@AsiaDNYC) August 11, 2021
5. I don’t think they enjoy being called that.
That’s just what I’ve heard through the grapevine…
Do the Decepticons call themselves that. Or is it like a robot slur
— literary agent needing jerk (@rajandelman) August 12, 2021
6. You should call the cops.
Wait…I think you might be mistaken.
OMG! I'm witnessing the weirdest first date in this coffee shop. Girl is WAY too young for him. He’s doing most of the talking. She's already sitting on the guy's lap!! He's singing her the ABCs and just gave her a baggie of Cheerios. Pretty sick.
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) August 8, 2021
7. Maybe we should have listened…
Instead of ignoring them all this time.
going to jail over your car’s extended warranty and getting a call like “i tried to reach you”
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) August 12, 2021
8. Let’s pretend 2020 never existed.
You okay with that?
when I say “last year,” I’m talking about 2019.
— ℜ?? (@reyydrew) August 23, 2021
9. You can’t just let something like that go…
I understand where you’re coming from.
When a mosquito bites me outside, fair’s fair and I accept it. But when w mosquito bites me within my own home I am consumed by thoughts of vengeance and will not rest until I’ve achieved it.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 12, 2021
10. You gotta be 100% on this.
You never know who might be lurking out there…
Me staring at the ATM when I'm about to leave to make sure that it goes back to home screen: pic.twitter.com/GajKBAXMpZ
— Don't Read This (@keepprayingbro) August 17, 2021
11. Let’s dig a little bit deeper…
Can’t we just enjoy our dinner?
dating a psychologist is probably hectic imagine just chilling then she tells you that the reason you forget to close the door is because your parents used to forget you at school
— lethabo stan acc (@drac0srevenge) July 30, 2021
12. This is you and your friends.
Let’s hope the world still exists in 2078.
me and the homies playing GTA 6 when it drops in 2078 pic.twitter.com/JFXdHsWYuU
— CJ (@_akaCJ) August 12, 2021
Have you seen any funny tweets for memes lately that you really loved?
Or maybe some memes, photos, or jokes?
Please share them with us in the comments.
We’d really appreciate it! Thanks, friends! We love you all!