I know how I like my tweets…
I like ’em sharp, I like ’em funny, and I like ’em to be about dogs and cats.
Is that too much to ask for in this crazy world?
Oh good, we’re on the same page!
Now go ahead and enjoy these funny tweets about our furry friends.
1. This is for me!
No need to get upset…
Running a bath and my dog is looking nervous. So I showed her my glass of wine to reassure her the bath is not for her.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) November 10, 2021
2. You can’t explain that to her.
She’ll get used to it…
My poor dog staring at me because she thinks her dinner is late because she doesn’t understand Daylight savings time pic.twitter.com/rooEXVMe4i
— Liz Jenkins (@ej11lizzie) November 9, 2021
3. Pretty much.
This makes sense to me.
Cats are small creatures whose job it is to make noises like a car being unlocked
— Miya (@pleasantchime) November 11, 2021
4. Thank you!
Always thinking of you.
Our cat Elsie popped out for her morning perambulation and returned with a gift for us. She is so thoughtful. pic.twitter.com/JgUWKIUx50
— Andy Nyman (@andynyman) November 10, 2021
5. Now I’m confused.
What’s going on here?
Fixed an issue where gravity wasn’t being correctly applied to cats. pic.twitter.com/Zj643bU2Sg
— cat changelog (@CatChangelog) November 9, 2021
6. We all do this.
Some of us more than others…
sorry im late i was giving my cat a hundred tiny kisses
— sara david (@SaraQDavid) November 10, 2021
7. Fell for this one before.
Not gonna happen again!
Oh no I’m not falling for this one againhttps://t.co/FfRxUtmI4r
— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) November 10, 2021
8. Do they even like us?
I’m not sure yet…
Dogs are experts at humans.
Cats are just disappointed we’re such shitty cats.
— emily freeman (@editingemily) November 11, 2021
9. How many pics did you take?
Be honest with us!
the cat’s all 😴 and im just like 🥺😍📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) November 6, 2021
10. Fist bump!
I love it!
“U good bro?”
— Bulu Bulu Kehidupan 🇲🇾 (@ulat_bulu_bulu) November 10, 2021
11. Don’t see that every day.
And just like that, she disappeared.
Chronicles of Narnia : The Cat, The Salad and the Wardrobe. pic.twitter.com/If4Ia6Ajpo
— Bulu Bulu Kehidupan 🇲🇾 (@ulat_bulu_bulu) November 7, 2021
Now it’s your turn!
Share some pics of your pets with us in the comments.
We can’t wait!