I’m gonna shoot straight from the hip right now: I’m in the mood for some big laughs.
It’s been a while and frankly, I think I deserve them.
Would you care to accompany me on this hilarious (and excellent) adventure?
I thought you’d be into it!
Let’s have some fun with some hilarious tweets!
1. I bet that felt pretty good!
Treat yourself like a princess! Or a prince…
just opened the fridge like a disney princess rips open french doors.
— .:RiotGrl:. (@RiotGrlErin) October 21, 2021
2. I have neighbors like this.
Listen, I’m sure they’re lovely people…
My neighbors are so friendly that I'm sitting in my car waiting for them to go inside so I don't have to talk to them.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 9, 2021
3. These are words to live by, friends.
Just go easy on the sauce, okay?
Any hour can be happy hour if you open a bottle of wine
— Women Who Love Wine (@wwlwine) October 21, 2021
4. You sound like you are a high roller!
Tell us all of your secrets!
I know I shouldn't brag about the expensive places I go but guys, I just filled up my tank at the gas station
— Midgey Kalikimaka (@mxmclain) October 22, 2021
5. I like what you did here.
And I don’t think I’m the only one.
i’m a bitch, i’m a lover, i’m a frog, with his lover pic.twitter.com/vUZuHamN6u
— jenny?cavallero (@jennycavallero) October 22, 2021
6. I’ve heard it’s actually pretty good for you.
Gives you energy…or something like that.
so tired I might actually drink a glass of water and see what all the fuss is about
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) October 22, 2021
7. You’re not alone, my friend.
Also, this is nothing to be ashamed of.
I know I seem like I know what I'm doing but in reality nobody has ever taught me what a normal amount of cheese to eat is
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) October 22, 2021
8. I’m surprised they haven’t figured this out yet.
What’s the deal with this? Come on, people!
If someone from Ziplock could contact literally anyone in the cereal business, that would be great.
— Brokengirl (@SarcasticSadOne) October 21, 2021
9. Hello! I’m over here waiting!
Check in on your oven once in a while. It’s feeling neglected.
My oven watching me use the air fryer for the millionth time. pic.twitter.com/5In35qVYf8
— Nate Armbruster (@natecomedy) October 22, 2021
10. You don’t know who Grimace is?!?!
I thought this was a prerequisite of all employees.
One of the McDonalds staff just told me they didn’t know who Grimace was and my brain went haywire and I blurted out “He fucking WORKS here”
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) October 21, 2021
11. Are you sure you can’t fit a few more pillows on there?
There’s always room for more…
Women’s beds: pic.twitter.com/k7yBEhCjkN
— Idris Elbow ?? (@YallLuvCris) October 21, 2021
12. You feel like you’re onstage or something.
Not feeling too comfortable in the spotlight?
why is walking to the bathroom in a restaurant so embarrassing
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) October 20, 2021
Now it’s your turn!
Tell us about some of your favorite tweets.
And share some links with us in the comments!
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