It can be hard to come up with new material to make the people in your life laugh.
You want to entertain them and continue to make them think that you’re the funniest person on the planet, but a lot of the time you don’t have enough time in the day to come up with new material.
So what can we do about that…?
I know, we can steal some jokes from other funny folks!
What’s your favorite silly joke?
Let’s see what people on AskReddit had to say about this.
1. Oh, man…
“American trying to pick up UK chicks in a bar.
“Hey are you girls from England?”
“Oh I’m sorry. Are you whales from England?””
2. A real zinger.
“Waiter, this soup is cold!”
“Oh, I’m sorry. Gazpacho, this soup is cold!”
3. I see what you did there.
“What’d the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is very heavy, and the other one is a little lighter.”
4. Total Dad joke.
“Does Santa pay for parking?
No, it’s on the house.”
5. Here it comes.
“I’m reading a horror story in Braille.
Something bad is going to happen… I can feel it.”
6. Hardy har har.
“Person A: I took my wife to the Caribbean.
Person B: Jamaica?
Person A: No, she wanted to go!”
7. Culture clash.
“Did you hear that people in Dubai don’t like The Flinstones?
But the people in Abu Dhabi Dooooo!”
8. A classic.
“A man is looking at a car in a showroom, asking about the different features.
Man: Cargo space?
Salesman: No…car stay Earth.”
9. Works every time.
“While on a road trip look out the window and say “Oh look a flock of cows”
Passenger: ” no it’s a herd of cows”
Me: “HEARD OF COWS? OF COURSE I HAVE THERE’S A WHOLE FLOCK OVER THERE”
I love doing this joke.”
10. Give it a shot.
“Said in one sentence quickly:
What’s the most important part of a joke timing.”
11. Flag humor.
“I don’t know about any of the other advantages to living in Switzerland, but the flag sure is a big plus.”
12. Good books to check out.
“”Behead the Bleachers” by Seymour Butts.
“Trails in the sand” by John Sundraging
“Get out of my way” by Hugh Jass
And, last but not least…”Downspout” by Wayne Dwops.”
13. I’m gonna use this.
“Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.”
14. I get it!
“Why do seals swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.”
15. Change is good.
“How many therapists does it take to chance a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.”
What’s YOUR favorite silly joke?
Please share it with us in the comments!
We will be forever grateful, friends…