No doubt about it, women have it WAY tougher than men, in pretty much every aspect of life. Men can kind of just fly by the seat of their pants, and it’s seen as acceptable. Let’s face it guys, we’re gross, disgusting, unevolved creatures.
Comedian Lane Moore took to Twitter to perfectly encapsulate what it means to be a woman in 2019.
This is the tweet that started it all.
every woman I know: works out, meditates, starting a business, in therapy, 12 step skincare routine, mastered contouring and winged eyeliner, reading self-help books.
every guy I know: used to use a 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash, but uses separate body wash now.
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) May 2, 2019
Other ladies hopped on the trend immediately and offered up their own takes.
every woman i know: is “gallant” from highlights for children magazine
every man i know: is “goofus” from highlights for children magazine
— law dog, esq. (@ggooooddddoogg) May 2, 2019
every woman i know: basis for a successful series of children’s books, meticulous planner with brilliant attention to detail, treasure hunt mastermind, currently camping in the ozarks
every man i know: pic.twitter.com/ZDVk6eZLx7
— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) May 2, 2019
every woman i know: lexapro, klonopin, wellbutrin, gabapentin, ambien, ativan, lithium, zoloft, vyvanse
every man i know: ketamine, kratom, natural wine, viagra, percs
— annie linux (@percoset) May 3, 2019
Every woman I know: it's all in her, anything I want done baby, she'll do it naturally
Every man I know: Chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka Khan— Shuja Haider (@shujaxhaider) May 2, 2019
every woman I know: does yoga, flawless skin, multiple PhDs, churns her own butter, flies covert missions to airdrop chocolate and vaccines to orphans in the Sudan
every man I know: is three dogs in a trench coat
— Kat "please pre-order A TRICK OF LIGHT" Rosenfield (@katrosenfield) May 2, 2019
Every woman I know: beautiful, pure of heart, fantastic singing voice
Every man I know: lives in the basement, plays nonstop organ music, wears a mask and drops chandeliers on innocent bystanders when his protégée isn’t allowed to perform in the opera's starring role
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 3, 2019
And, this being Twitter, of course there were some trolls. And this is how Moore responded to them.
I’m seeing a lot of replies saying “I don’t do all that” & good for you, you don’t have to!! But the point of this tweet is the world asks women to do all that, despite us not having $/time/energy for it! Point is: society asks women to do everything and asks men to do nothing?
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) May 2, 2019
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