Oh, guys…are we ever gonna learn?
The ladies want romance. They want to be wined and dined.
And I’m talking about whether you’ve been with them for 10 weeks, 10 months, or 10 years.
But the guys in these posts? Let’s just say that they blew it…
I think that after looking at these posts, you might think that ROMANCE IS DEAD.
Let’s take a look…
1. Get in!
He’s a very classy guy.
This is how my husband opens the car door for me after 12 years of marriage pic.twitter.com/2CBRK9Yoyx
— Jamie Bynum (@jamiebynum) October 21, 2013
2. That is very romantic.
And I bet you were swept up in your emotions.
It's sweet how, after so many years of marriage, I still wake up to find romantic love notes from my husband. pic.twitter.com/sFHVzTj4iJ
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 9, 2014
3. He’s taken, ladies.
You are a lucky woman!
— Carli Zielinski (@carlifarley) December 25, 2019
4. “The hottest bitch in this place.”
I can see why you’re with him.
— Jay-Jay Feeney (@JJFeeneyNZ) August 13, 2013
5. Dishrags are a woman’s best friend.
Everyone knows that, right?
My husband gave me this highly romantic dishrag yesterday, so I guess you could say I "cleaned up" on Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/rWsYvpEPvn
— Melissa Rauch (@MelissaRauch) February 15, 2015
6. Short, sweet, and to the point.
I wonder if it worked…
— Nicole N (@GenXU2fan) February 15, 2014
7. You asked for it!
And you got it!
8. You’re a ONE.
That wasn’t very nice…
I asked my husband if I’m the only one he’s been with. He said yes, the others were all nines and tens.
Send bail money.
— Oops She Did It (@she_oops) June 15, 2019
9. Gross Out City!
Where have those fingers been…?
I asked my husband to stir my drink, aaaaand this is what he did. Thank you. Exactly what I had in mind. pic.twitter.com/Sz2gcgxq
— Michaelanne (@MichaelanneMc) February 1, 2013
10. You’ll be on the couch for a while…
Better get used to it.
My wife gave me a hard time today so I deleted all the items from her amazon shopping cart.
……the sofa isn’t that uncomfortable.
— TheBlendedLove (@TheBlendedLove1) February 4, 2020
11. And now you’re gonna get it!
Was it worth it, buddy?
12. Now he’s in the dog house.
A dumb comment by a very dumb individual.
Me: "So apparently children inherit their intelligence from their mother."
My very brave husband: "Oh no. That can't be good for our child."
— Shafiqah Othman (@sfqomhz) February 10, 2020
13. He’s really not going the extra mile, is he?
But, technically, he did do what you asked…
Okay, ladies, now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, tell us about when your significant others tried and FAILED to be romantic.
Hey, you don’t have to name any names…unless you really want to put someone on blast. That would be fun!
Please and thank you!