I guess it’s because myself and all four of my siblings all worked at restaurants at some point in our lives that I have a soft spot for all service industry workers.

I’ve been there, I’ve done that, and I know how annoying and unbearable some customers can be.

And I think it’s pretty safe to say that the people who wrote these restaurant reviews are NOT the kind of customers any of us would ever want to deal with.

Take a look at what I’m talking about.

1. Uh oh…

Another unsatisfied customer.

2. Just found that out now?

Where have you been?

3. You need to be tested!

Trust us on this one.

4. Read the fine print.

Your fault!

5. Maybe she was wasted.

Sounds like it to me…

6. Got owned!

We’re dealing with a salt-aholic.

7. Uhhhh, huh?

What a weirdo.

8. We want an apology.

People are such babies.

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9. The waiting game.

We’re talking about MINUTES of waiting!

10. How would you know this?

And maybe ashes don’t taste that bad!

Now we want to hear from you.

Tell us about the worst customers you’ve had to deal with in the comments.

Thanks a million, friends!