Hey parents, we want you to level with us…
Are you burned out? Exhausted? Frustrated?
Or maybe everything is just coming up roses with your kids right now?
Whatever the case, we think you’re gonna love these tweets about the parenting life.
Take a look!
1. America comes through again.
Sugar overload!
i tried one of my daughter’s fruit snacks and somehow forgot they’re just…candy? I’ve been giving my 3 year old candy every day for two years and now she’s totally obsessed and addicted? you win again, america
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 15, 2022
2. Shut your mouth!
Haven’t felt that alive in a long time.
Teen, watching the halftime show: WOW. How old are these people?
Me: JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING WITHOUT RUINING IT FOR ME.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 14, 2022
3. Pretty different, huh?
Funny how that works.
As a pregnant woman in my early 30s my Ohio friends think “good for her, having a kid in old age!” And my Los Angeles friends think “good for her, a teen mom!”
— Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) February 17, 2022
4. Now you know.
But it would have been nice to know about this a long time ago.
I jokingly asked my toddler where her off button is and she’s been walking around the house looking for it for the last 15 minutes, and now I’m mad at myself for not having thought of this sooner
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) February 17, 2022
5. Gonna be gruesome.
We’re pulling for you.
The “What’s in the box?” scene from Seven, but it’s just me about to open my kid’s lunch bag after a day of school.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) February 17, 2022
6. Ha! This is good.
She showed him.
My youngest boy fell over and cried and my daughter told him to stop behaving like he’s 4 and a half. They’re both 5.
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) February 17, 2022
7. This is a brilliant idea.
You know they’d make a lot of cash.
an ice cream truck that drives around in the winter selling kids gloves and boots and hats and snow pants and whateverelsetheylost that day
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 16, 2022
8. Gotta be on alert.
They’re all the same.
Every kid is different, but at some point they’re all angry, snack obsessed, sleep thieves
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) February 22, 2022
9. You’ll get over it.
Toughen up!
7’s favorite answer to the question “did you have fun today?” is “no, everyone’s just being mean to me” which translates to – i didn’t get my way all day like i wanted.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) February 22, 2022
10. Now we’re all confused…
Does this make sense to you?
I asked my 5yo niece if she was behaving and she told me that she was “behaving as good as a banana does” and now I have so many more questions
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) February 14, 2022
How’s it going in your household?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know.
Thanks a lot!
