Oh, my aching back!
I never thought I’d be saying that, but here we are…
Getting old sucks!
And if you think you can cheat Father Time, you’re gonna be in for a big surprise…
Anyway, while you contemplate your existence, enjoy these funny tweets about getting a little bit long in the tooth!
1. It’s not an act.
It’s just my life…
I accidentally dropped my ID as I was showing it to the cashier at the liquor store. I bent down to pick it up and I must have made one of those old people grunts you make when getting off the couch because he said, “you’re good” before I even got to show it to him.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 15, 2021
2. Tummy tuck, perhaps?
Might do a complete overhaul.
I didn’t realize how much of adulthood would be talking to your best friend about all the plastic surgery you are going to get. But can’t afford and are terrified of the pain.
— Millennial Misery (@MillennialMise1) November 16, 2021
3. It’s what it’s all about.
Let’s see what you’re made of.
Adulthood really answers the question, “How many snacks would I eat if I could eat as many snacks as I wanted to?”
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) November 15, 2021
4. Was I supposed to be somewhere?
I can’t remember!
I’m an ADULT. I get my exercise pacing the house trying to remember what I was going to do next.
— (This part is superfluous) (@MommyWhoTweets) November 16, 2021
5. Those days are over.
Going out at 21: Omg, I’m so drunk rn. Tonight’s so insane. Get me another drink! Likeeee Now!! I have work at 6 am tomorrow and then class after that but it’s ok. I’ll be fine.
Going out at 30: *Drinks one Aperol spritz* Please call an ambulance
— insta.single (@insta_single) November 16, 2019
6. You’re not gonna believe this.
What a deal!
When you’re young you get excited to tell somebody how expensive something is you bought. You know you’re getting old when you get excited to tell somebody how cheap something is you bought ???
— Billy (@snacks) November 13, 2021
7. Back in the day.
Don’t mess with me kids, I was born in the 1900s, I’ve seen some shit
— Cats Against Humanity™ (@CatsVsHumanity) November 16, 2021
8. I feel this.
Take some deep breaths…
I sneezed while reclined and I think I need a new hip
— Midge (@mxmclain) November 15, 2021
9. Wild and crazy.
Maybe not so much…
In college, it’d be like meh let’s drive to New Orleans, we’re already out.
Tonight, it was meh let’s get a flu shot, we’re already out.
? Party on monsters?
— pity party planner (@BerbenKatie) November 18, 2021
10. We need to plan this out.
Months in advance…
People used to call to hang out and I’d be on my way there in five minutes. Now it’s like, “What are you up to in June?”
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 18, 2021
How are you dealing with getting older?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know.
We can’t wait to hear from you!