True story – I opened up Twitter for the express purpose of copying one (1) Tweet URL to place in this article, and I ended up spending no less than forty five minutes in an argument with a stranger about whether or not the week starts on Sunday or Monday.
Twitter is a darkly magical place like that, it’ll suck you in and rarely let you go. But there’s also plenty of funny to be found, and we love to see it. It’s what keeps us all coming back for more. Like these ten funny treats, for example.
This is all the financial planning I have in my life.
Me staring at the ATM when I’m done to make sure that shit really finished. pic.twitter.com/XmY3M0uRIt
— Spragga Benz (@Suzuki_Bj) December 20, 2020
9. Water, water everywhere
My dehydrated body hates me so very much.
Me: *drinks water*
My organs: pic.twitter.com/d8EL9KKRJx
— Silas Norwood (@silas_john_) February 3, 2018
8. What’s in the box?
Yanno, the “special delivery” isn’t so special when it happens literally every day.
I know Amazon drivers be like “dang this house again” ?
— ???✨❤️ (@_naepostedthat) December 6, 2020
7. Corny thoughts
I for one could do without them for the rest of my life, thank you very much.
Why were corn dogs everywhere when I was a child, but are so sparse now that I am an adult? I need them the most now… #SaturdayMorningThinking
— Elle Belle (@elle_xpress) August 15, 2020
6. Snack attack
Please leave us be, we’re having a very intimate moment.
My love language is quality time alone with my snacks
— Laurent Perrier (@itslaurentbtw) November 13, 2020
5. They’re listening
Turns out the tinfoil hat crowd were just head of their time.
⚪️ I don’t like this ad
⚪️ Why am I seeing this ad?
? This ad overheard my conversations
— ryan (@ryanbakerman) October 28, 2018
4. It’s a gas
There’s simply no way he’ll be able to recover from this.
My eight-year-old is battling her uncle in a prank war. Last night she delivered this devastating blow. pic.twitter.com/AxrqP4aAU2
— Ryan Perry (@rynprry) February 18, 2019
3. Cooking things up
I can’t make room for my milk jug and somehow I STILL can’t find anything to eat for lunch.
The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 1, 2017
2. Extravagant lifestyles
You just gotta find your bliss where ya can, you know.
The regular The temporary
melancholy of pleasures of
everyday life buying shit online pic.twitter.com/3bt2oQwDvR
— Curry Bradshaw (@queerdiscox) December 16, 2020
1. Whatever floats your boat
Just leave me here, I’m a rain person now.
mentally i am here pic.twitter.com/k4s9sooiKR
— Albert (@lowkeyalbert) December 18, 2020
Thanks for being you, Twitter. Don’t ever change.
Who are the funniest people to follow on the platform?
Give us your picks in the comments.